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JiubUnbound 35 points ago +35 / -0

They seem to be fond of moons. Let's send them to one. Let's say...the moon of Venus.

"But Venus doesn't have a...oof!"
"Shaddup, will ya!"

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glow-operator-2-0 11 points ago +12 / -1

No, don't pollute Luna with this shit. Send them to Mercury.

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Groupthinkgroupthink 10 points ago +10 / -0

The Hitchhikers Guide just sent Hair Dressers into the sun, why fuck around?

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redinmn 1 point ago +1 / -0

The problem is that all the telephone sanitizers (as middlemen and non-doers and non-thinkers) went with and now we have Covid everywhere. :)

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glow-operator-2-0 1 point ago +1 / -0

Because I like having a mondehaus.

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RexCollumSilvarum 6 points ago +6 / -0

Send them to one of the Martian moons; those things are about the size of a parking lot. Let them fight over that tiny bit of rock hanging in the sky while we build a base on the Red Planet and colonize it!

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Ben45 4 points ago +4 / -0

moon of mars

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