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MemeSoldier 293 points ago +293 / -0

The russians cut the stream

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MemeSoldier 311 points ago +311 / -0

But seriously, look how quickly he snaps. He had to practice like mad and likely take drugs to not blow up during the debates.

This man is not stable enough to be in any leadership position

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PurestEvil 157 points ago +157 / -0

The only position he should be in is a nursing home or jail.

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DonaldStump 70 points ago +71 / -1

No one thinks Hilary isn't lurking around somewhere...

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DystopianDoubleThink 25 points ago +25 / -0

Look for the shoe.

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Diotima 29 points ago +29 / -0

Preferably both

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Dashmoomoo 14 points ago +14 / -0

Pinapple dimensions***

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beev_bove_biv 17 points ago +20 / -3

Bent over in hell with a continuous piece of rebar going in

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Pepe_longcockings 6 points ago +7 / -1

Going in... sideways

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Wohwoh1911 5 points ago +5 / -0

Rusty,bent rebar.

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deleted 11 points ago +14 / -3
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Barrys_Butthole 6 points ago +7 / -1

MmmmMmmmmm 😛

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Creepy_Ginger 7 points ago +7 / -0

Jail would be better if you're planning on putting him in NY Nursing Homes. At Least jail they treat you right.

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PurestEvil 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sentenced to death by NY Nursing Home

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Missanthripocenex 82 points ago +82 / -0

I mean,Biden SHUSHED, a woman so he could run his mouth and shoot him self in the foot during a confrontation with a moderate voter. Imagine for one minute if Trump has SHUSHED a woman like that on camera?

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MemeSoldier 45 points ago +45 / -0

Oh we know the double standard is ridiculous. That's why this election matters more than any other in history. There will be no bigger punishment to the media's lies and bias than a Trump victory.

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400DollarHandcart 25 points ago +25 / -0

Very true, but the real question is how do we destroy them and rebuild a legitimate media. I think firstly, we must clean out the CIA. They are the ones who’ve been dictating the narrative to their operatives in the MSM. Like China, I’m sure they play the blackmail game with media executives.

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Necrovoter 37 points ago +37 / -0

Why has Biden been dragging her along for the past several days, when she wasn't part of the campaign before? To keep anyone from talking to her.

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GroSweng 42 points ago +42 / -0

To keep decent people from asking important questions in front of a victim.

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DanTheComputerMan 17 points ago +17 / -0

it's like a bad movie or something.. he's dragging around a hostage

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DystopianDoubleThink 8 points ago +8 / -0

He likes to watch her eat ice cream.

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orthodoxvirginian 6 points ago +6 / -0

Option A: to keep her from being raped by Hunter? Option B: "somebody's gotta do the raping. Might as well be me."

I hope it's neither. :(

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magabigleague2 9 points ago +9 / -0

I really think he mean to say "fat ass" but caught himself, but its way more hilarious this way.

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JamesBlomey 11 points ago +11 / -0

It would have been fatal and they would hire her mother to cry about Trump being a terrible human being on the networks.

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Numinae 4 points ago +4 / -0

"HOW DARE YOU MANSPLAIN TO ME!!!! GRAVITY DOES NOT CAUSE ME TO BE STUCK TO THE GROUND, IT'S MAGNETS!!!"

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a_grassnake_01 1 point ago +1 / -0

Animal magnetism. Pure animal magnetism.

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Spezsucksballs 38 points ago +38 / -0

Biden is neither stable, nor a genius.

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Sumarongi 29 points ago +30 / -1

Very Stupid Dumbass

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Wtf_socialismreally 16 points ago +16 / -0

Child sniffing crime lord

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Missanthripocenex 37 points ago +37 / -0

I can’t wait for the day when this all comes out and Natalie is giving NXIUM style Referendums on what a fucked yo Vicous pedo cult the Biden family was.

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JamesBlomey 25 points ago +25 / -0

They can't even rent a car without making a crime scene. What a family of apes.

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Pepe_longcockings 6 points ago +6 / -0

Depends on what the definition of ‘“is” is

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IsrorOrca 19 points ago +19 / -0

The Dems screwed themselves with the rules they set for the 2nd and last debate where they controlled the mics and just let them talk. That was the WORST thing they could have done for Joe.

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TenScoops 46 points ago +47 / -1

NATALIA BIDENSKY

I rest my case

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AbolishConsent 23 points ago +25 / -2

Plot twist: Natalie Trump

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 13 points ago +14 / -1

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUNNN

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TenScoops 3 points ago +3 / -0

😧

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Freedombunker 1 point ago +1 / -0

He is my father!

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orthodoxvirginian 1 point ago +1 / -0

Barron saves her and they fall in love by the end of the movie.

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remember1776 26 points ago +27 / -1

Fucking Russians and their underwater boats cut the underwater internet cables again. And no, it wasn't Jaws.

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bloodyminded 22 points ago +23 / -1

It was THE JAWS!

IT'S ALWAYS THE JAWS!

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Trump2024 23 points ago +24 / -1

(((JAWS)))

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FullAutoFlintlock 9 points ago +9 / -0

The Jaws?

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BACONndEGGS 10 points ago +10 / -0

Come on man..you kno the thing!

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Jefferson 7 points ago +7 / -0

Bond villain I guess

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BigIronBigIron 5 points ago +5 / -0

Secret Island Lair: Check

Spying on Government Officials: Check

Underwater Battles With Other Sharks: Check

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RyanT282 11 points ago +11 / -0

Fire a Joe-pedo!

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buco 3 points ago +3 / -0

The sign language guy said Natalie gave him the finger.

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defroach84 2 points ago +2 / -0

🤣 Please let this be true! Proof?!

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ProdigalPlaneswalker 2 points ago +2 / -0

How do you represent "the finger" in sign lan...

Oh.