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SHALL_NOT 1 point ago +1 / -0

Should have done benefits of abortion, but written from a Moloch Satanist perspective for maximum triggering. Then claimed religious persecution if they said you were trolling, never admitting that you were in fact trolling.

Any young pedes who need a start on this haughty endeavor, here is an introductory paragraph you can use to set the stage for what will likely be the most uncomfortable A your teacher will ever give.

“There are many reasons free and unrestricted abortions are good and needed in our society that are often discussed in the heated debates that surround the topic. In favor of it there are privacy rights, autonomy rights, and the seminal philosophical defense written by JJ Thompson which successfully defended the practice, even while granting the premise that the fetus is a human life. Thompson’s provoking thoughts experiments, such as The Violinist, have echoed through the decades as the most cogent and undeniable defenses of the sacred right to choose. On the wrong side of the debate you have misogynists, the uneducated, and those seeking to enforce their archaic religious beliefs in a society that values the separation of church and state. It is possible this separation is why the Molochian defense has garnered so little attention, despite addressing what is arguably the most tangible benefit of the procedure. The worship of Moloch, also known as Baal, was an ancient Canonnite practice which was banned by the Old Testament in the same Book of Leviticus that is the source of homophobia, transphobia, and arcane dietary prohibitions. The judeochristian-normative hegemony over morality and ethics that has oppressed the human race for thousands of years has caused Moloch to go nearly forgotten, which angers him. As the “king” in the panthology, Moloch’s power cannot be understated and his displeasure can be felt to this day. While Moloch was unduly villainized throughout the Dark Ages, the benefits of his worship include favorable climate conditions, fertility, and life. Of course, the issues of falling birth rates and breakneck climate change may seem unrelated to the banning of abortion, but the fact is that they are inextricably linked to one another through the powers of Moloch”

Then proceed to discuss cannanite panthology, demonization in Leviticus, oppression through the dark ages, falling fertility rates in Molophobic western societies, and the king of all leftist issues: climate change. Throughout the paper, be sure to constantly label Molochians as an unjustly oppressed group. Conclude that the proof is in the pudding and that there is a strong correlation between Molophobia and the existential problems that threaten societies which practice it. Also be sure to note that Molophobic societies have created these problems not only for themselves, but that the effects of their ‘erroneous’ beliefs have been foisted upon the world at large as Moloch favor has turned against us.