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Plugthegamey [S] 210 points ago +211 / -1

They have the sign that says

SCIENCE IS REAL NO HUMAN IS ILLEGAL LOVE IS LOVE WOMANS RIGHT TO CHOOSE

Science is real? I'm pretty sure these people didnt even go to college. They are the only renters on the block and the house they live in is deplorable. Lets keep spending money on purple hair die for me and my two small daughters instead of saving money to give them a better future. The government is going to raise my children for me. No human is illegal unless you're an unborn child I guess. I wonder if she told her two small daughters that she loved them so much that she decided not to have their brains crushed and sucked out with a vacuum in utero. Love is love? Just like when a 60 year old man wants to love your 5 year old daughter?

Sorry I have to look at their signs when I get home every day from work and I wasnt going to put up a single political sign until they started putting up the only liberal flags in the neighborhood. Oh the guy down the street that pretends he cant get out of his wheel chair, that depends on government assistance and disability, hes got a biden sign out front. I assume hes a veteran but he is obviously a leach and annoys the rest of his neighbors, he is clearly mentally unstable or sick in the head.

I'm a single woman, I am 27 years old, and my front yard looks nicer than anyones. I am in better shape than anyone on the block and I decided that i need to represent our MAGA team. People on the fence can look at the biden voters across the street and how they live a sad pathetic life always yelling at each other, and they can look at me out front gardening and watering the flowers in the morning and going on my 10 mile runs, and I hope they make a smart choice about what kind of people they want to belong with.

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PezzShivers 121 points ago +122 / -1

30yo single MAGA stud here😎...

Marry me?!

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Plugthegamey [S] 142 points ago +142 / -0

Dick pics ----> inbox

Just kidding please dont send me that lol

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Trump2024 182 points ago +182 / -0

hunter biden has entered the chat

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Plugthegamey [S] 75 points ago +75 / -0

Oh god be careful what you wish for

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Dialectic 39 points ago +39 / -0

4chan has what you seek

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JackIsALarp 22 points ago +22 / -0

Never wish for M&Ms.

Ever.

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_-Th0r-_ 38 points ago +38 / -0

[sees that she’s single and living alone. Not a child] Hunter Biden leaves the chat

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Ask_If_Im_A_Cactus 10 points ago +10 / -0

“27? TOO OLD DO NOT WANT”

  • Hunter Biden
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WeekendAtRuthies007 26 points ago +26 / -0

It can't be Hunter, there's no M&Ms on that dick, and I don't see a penis pump in the background. Must just be a garden-variety perv.

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Darth_Vader 25 points ago +25 / -0

I won’t be repeating it. My brother’s widow and I sold our wedding and engagement rings to buy underage prostitutes and underage prostitute training courses. We won’t let them take our crack someday. We all need to train ourselves to protect our illicit deals with the CCP spies before it’s too late. It sucks that I sober up mid footjob every day now because this is our world. I wasn’t meant to be a businessman I was a whore monger. I sent fucking M&M dick pics. But now I’m a businessman thrown into some Hackers remake god it’s awful.

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Trump2024 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's an older meme but it still checks out...hilarious!

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Rhayne -7 points ago +3 / -10

Shutup and take my upvote!

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SellTheSun 39 points ago +39 / -0

By the time you started typing "just kidding" a flood of dick pics had already entered your inbox.

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BigFreedomBoner 3 points ago +3 / -0

Some of us don't need to send pics

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PezzShivers 36 points ago +36 / -0

😂That was good!

Check your inbox...

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 35 points ago +35 / -0

Seriously, we need a final tally on how many dick pics were sent, and what percentage were hunter's

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Erikabodereka 28 points ago +28 / -0

Damn girl, you like living on the edge, don’t you?

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ThePowerOfPrayer 39 points ago +39 / -0

If she wanted dick pics, she'd just go to Reddit and announce she's a girl.

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Plugthegamey [S] 35 points ago +35 / -0

Yes

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SordidPontification 10 points ago +10 / -0

...half of which came from one of the tranny subs

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JohnAdams 20 points ago +20 / -0

What about pics of me cooking, cleaning, and running fresh bath water for when you get off work? 😃

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Notdereksmart 4 points ago +4 / -0

hahahaha

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Pray4USA 10 points ago +10 / -0

Ok so here it is boys! This is the woman you WANT to marry! She won’t be single long and she won’t be in that neighborhood long either! OP you are an inspiration! You have more wisdom than most 40 year olds! You represent the MAGA party well! Thank your parents for that! Keep up the great work and stay true to yourself! As for marriage, ask yourself, “Does the tree bear good fruit”? Good luck! God Bless!

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ENVYNITAZ 10 points ago +10 / -0

get in line MoFo, this gal is the bomb!

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ProtectFreedom 5 points ago +6 / -1

No SIMPing

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SpezDispenser 40 points ago +40 / -0

We got similar signs in CA that are beyond ridiculous.

They read, "In the house we believe. Then cite 6 diff libtard talking points such as BLM, feminism, faux science, and other cuckoldry." Low information, high "virtue" horse shit.

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wallasshole 10 points ago +10 / -0

I fucking hate those, I see so many, both in CA and midwest. May as well read "I believe in manufactured virtue signalling and hold no opinion of my own.". And why the fuck is water one of the things they believe in? No shit the human body is 90% water or whatever. I'm going to look up who made those.

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wallasshole 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ha you can buy them off of Amazon for $35. Buy an American flag instead you shitheads.

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yooz 6 points ago +6 / -0

The American flag scares them, just like it scares terrorists.

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muhqtardtho 1 point ago +1 / -0

Escort me out of this thread!

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drsowells1fan 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'll take your sign and raise it a specially crafted wooden box attached to it for flyers of the same leftist self-congratulatory drivel. I walk by everyday, hoping to catch someone coming out to engage in a little "conversation...."

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 2 points ago +2 / -0

Those are all over the place here in Oregon too.

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Samuel_L_Bronkowitz 32 points ago +32 / -0

Love is love....hah. I’ve never seen a more hateful group in my entire life.

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Bizz 23 points ago +23 / -0

And here I thought the only single women around my age have children from two different guys or were batshit crazy lefties.

Keep kicking ass and you’ll find em

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Plugthegamey [S] 34 points ago +34 / -0

I have an 8 month old yellow labrador and she is more well behaved than the screaming brats across the street.

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ENVYNITAZ 16 points ago +16 / -0

you are going to get soooooo many love posts . . .

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thebassdude 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yellow Labs Matter! (Yellow labs are great dogs...)

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Bizz 6 points ago +6 / -0

That pup probably gets plenty of love and attention.. something those kids probably don’t get much of. But damn that brat who keeps riding his mini bike through my leaf piles.

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NC_patriot 10 points ago +10 / -0

No; some of us are single and not crazy cat-loving whores.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 2 points ago +2 / -0

When it becomes obsessive or involves several cats...probably.

Video related.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP4NMoJcFd4

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Bizz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good to hear y'all still exist. Think it's about time I put myself back out there.

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muhqtardtho 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good luck bud!

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OrangeLivesMatterCA 5 points ago +6 / -1

RIGHT! I'm 27 and I've pretty much given up on finding a female who doesn't have any baggage and no luuuuuuuuuuuuck. Might as well work on myself. RIP my sex life.

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nocompromise 4 points ago +4 / -0

Come to Huntsville Alabama. Lots of single christian girls here.

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OrangeLivesMatterCA 1 point ago +1 / -0

:O Bet

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Staatssicherheit 8 points ago +8 / -0

So what if someone goes to their house and becomes a squatter. Rapes his wife and demands that she gets an abortion afterwards as he identifies as a female per sCiENcE.

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Plugthegamey [S] 85 points ago +85 / -0

Yes my MAGA friend was warning me not to draw any attention to myself and told me the sign is asking for trouble... until he came over and saw the neighbors DUMP TRUMP FLAG and SCIENCE IS REAL flag. Then he wouldnt shut up about what he'd like to say to them.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 27 points ago +27 / -0

One question... Are fireworks legal in your state? Would be a nice addition for when the election is called

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Plugthegamey [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yes someone suggested fireworks and I thought it was the best idea ever. I could take my sign down after an obnoxious fireworks display without losing any face.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

Whatever obnoxious means to you... Double it.

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league_of_fail 9 points ago +9 / -0

i BeLIeve iN scIeNCe

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Phil_DeGraves 6 points ago +6 / -0

SCIENCE IS REAL flag

Yes, altering historical temperature readings downward so current ones look hotter by comparison, and getting caught talking about it in an email chain.... that's "REAL SCIENCE", folks!

Bwahaha. Nothing better than ignorant, gullible imbeciles telling the rest of us what "science" is. They're ADORABLE!

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BigPedeEnergy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ya, pay no attention to the 50 years of temperature rising before the industrial revolution. The temp rise was clearly caused by smog made 50 years in the future....

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Plugthegamey [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

I take global warming personally because they're using it to funnel money "to save the world!" While they continue to pollute the indian river lagoon and the st. Lucie river and a lot of our fish are dying. Now they're even starting to blame salt water intrusion on global warming, when they've known for years that it's from having too many wells amd water pumps sucking up fresh water from the aquifer. Well what happens after that? Ocean water moves in. But let's put a child up on stage to tug at your heart strings and inform the world about global cooling. I MEAN GLOBAL WARMING. NO NEED TO GOOGLE GLOBAL COOLING.

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TerraHertz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh my goodness. Pro-Trump single woman with a sense of humor AND she understands AGW is a lying scam run by lunatics and believed by ignorant fools.

Dammit, why am I on the wrong side of the world? (Also, waaay older, sigh.) Oh well, OP, do scan through your inbox. At the very least it will be entertaining, and you never know.

Btw, ammunition: http://everist.org/archives/links/__AGW_links.txt

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TheGreaseman81 1 point ago +1 / -0

Are you in the lake Worth / Wellington area? I feel like I've seen your sign before.

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BigPedeEnergy 1 point ago +1 / -0

They have predicted catastrophic climate change every 10 years for the last 40.

In 2000 the UK was supposed to be arctic. All these sheep bleat "we believe science" in unison

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Phil_DeGraves 2 points ago +2 / -0

Also, are you aware of the ice cores and many other methods real scientists have used to determine historical temperature and CO2 levels going back millions of years? Know what they show?

They show temperatures rising and then hundreds of years AFTER that, CO2 levels in the atmosphere rising.

Yeah, the supposed "cause" happens centuries after the effect. And they constantly bleat fear about PLANT FOOD being a POLLUTANT! What morons leftists are!

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BigPedeEnergy 1 point ago +1 / -0

It is the "trust the experts" mentality dumbing down generations

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Losersloseagain2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes. You betterleave seriously. Nyc guys are moving out for a while. The vote. Dont be a matyr

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loric4882 1 point ago +1 / -0

This. Is. Art.

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Alloutwar 63 points ago +63 / -0

😂From a single lady living on the other side of the world - Godspeed you excellent sign warrior.

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MagaGal 27 points ago +27 / -0

Love the signs, and greatly appreciate the time and energy that went into making them. (The lights also assist your across-the-street neighbors see them more clearly. Nice touch!)

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Plugthegamey [S] 42 points ago +42 / -0

Haha last year they were like "ohhh we love your Christmas lights in your oak tree, I can see it from my window" so I kept that in mind as I rigged this up to my oak, and pointed it directly into her window.

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MagaGal 33 points ago +33 / -0

What a thoughtful neighbor you are!

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ScottyGunn 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gawd-I love the way you think! Awesome.

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Ridgewalker 24 points ago +24 / -0

High Energy!!

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PezzShivers 22 points ago +22 / -0

Amazing! I'm now just trying to figure out the car tag but I cant seem to.

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Plugthegamey [S] 36 points ago +36 / -0

It's just a pro life tag that used to belong to my dad. My dad says that it pisses off the feminists and liberals as much as anything. Its says CHOOSE LIFE. It is not demanding or a nasty gesture. It is a positive statement willing you to choose life instead of murdering your child.

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Samuel_L_Bronkowitz 17 points ago +17 / -0

Check out the sign war I’m having with my libtard neighbor. https://thedonald.win/p/HEJ8xRlQ/i-think-i-triggered-my-neighbor/c/

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arebee 8 points ago +8 / -0

Words words words words words words words words words omg I feckin love science!

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PezzShivers 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lol I was talking about the CUI8 or whatever lol. It looks like one of those personalized tags that say somthing. For example here in Alabama people have tags that say "R011T1DE" or "ROLLTYDE" if that makes sense

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CrQCQd1LE_TendiePede 21 points ago +22 / -1

Dat Shit is Lit and Legit!

Respect, LadyPede.

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Plugthegamey [S] 20 points ago +20 / -0

Thanks dawg.

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MeatloafFvck 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well done - be safe

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brie_cheese 15 points ago +15 / -0

Ayy, another MAGA single female living alone here! Flying the Trump flag high! Are you in Florida?

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Plugthegamey [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

YES haha martin county. Trump country if you ask me.

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brie_cheese 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm in Indiana actually, guessed Florida from the license plate in the pic. Really hard to find good MAGA ladies to be friends with and seems like all the MAGA men are taken

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Notdereksmart 7 points ago +7 / -0

Just don't settle for a soy boy.

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brie_cheese 2 points ago +2 / -0

Better single than soy!

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BigPedeEnergy 3 points ago +3 / -0

They aren't all taken but, we can't go to church to try to meet women anymore... So now, I don't know where I could meet a decent woman and start a conversation with her...

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IcculusBased9 14 points ago +14 / -0

CUI8P?

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DiscoverAFire 7 points ago +7 / -0

See, you I ate pee?

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Pickles 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's exactly how I interpreted it! Lol.

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SordidPontification 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm glad there's an entire thread of us who honed in on the plate and thought the same thing.

Now I'm thinking of another variant that'd be hilarious in conjunction with this one:

ICU8P2

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gadfly 4 points ago +4 / -0

See, you! I ate pee.

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brsmith77 14 points ago +14 / -0

Self made sign requiring effort, knowledge of woodworking and electrics vs cheap chinese made propaganda crap.

I think this post beautifully highlights the differences between us and them.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 8 points ago +8 / -0

All home made biden signs are in finger paint.

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hai_Priesty 7 points ago +7 / -0

Remembers one "stunning and brave" protest where everyone shown in the camera was waving that same black Anti-Trump sign. Damn low effort NPCs.

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Plugthegamey [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thank you.

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DanTheComputerMan 11 points ago +11 / -0

I hope you own a firearm!

I know how you feel though, i'm a 34 year old single dad, living in a neighborhood of teachers (probably liberals). i have the only trump signs in the neighborhood (or signs period).

ive watched my county (osceola) here in florida go from being backwoods redneck to liberal trendy spanish speaking. i dont have anything against hispanics, but being denied service because i dont want to speak spanish is annoying and probably illegal. (it happens)

driving through my town, though, you do get a sense of MAGA, patriots all over the place. still tons of us hard working critical thinking types.

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yoohoo 9 points ago +9 / -0

Made with real ❤️, that's why.

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cajun_robear 8 points ago +8 / -0

After seeing this, I have one question... Why the hell are you single? I am surprised a Pede hasn't scooped you up.

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Plugthegamey [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

I have a man or had a man... in shape, hunts, has a good job. Just ignored me for the last 6 weeks through both of our birthdays. Keeps pushing me away and trying to break up with me. Doesnt want to have kids unless it's an accident.... I give up. Having a family some day is the most important thing to me.

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Anonyman 7 points ago +7 / -0

If he wants to break up then it's time to break up. Start your next relationship with a discussion of what kind of future you both want. It will save you a lot of time. Can't find anyone? Go to Republican events wearing a shirt that says "I'm single and want kids."

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Notdereksmart 5 points ago +5 / -0

You wont change him and if you end up pregnant he might resent you or the situation. Move on.

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_Ghost_Void_ 4 points ago +4 / -0

PM me. I want a family and we might be close to each other. I'm in FL as well.

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TerraHertz 1 point ago +1 / -0

My guess: he's gay, but won't admit it.

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ScottyGunn 1 point ago +1 / -0

I used to be that way. Had a decent childhood, but just never wanted kids. Second marriage put a stepdaughter into my life, although I was assured she would be staying with the grandparents in China. When she was 11, she showed up here, permanently (grandparents had it with her crap). Now, she is 27, and a part time model in Asia, as well as running her own business-after graduating a nice college here. Changed her name, and took my last name as her last name. Judge was all choked up when she told him, "my real father has not talked to me since I was five. This man is my father, and what is why I want his name as my own". I love her dearly and wouldn't trade the world for having her in my life. Needless to say my outlook changed. Try to work with him a bit more, he might have something deep as to why he doesn't want kids, and if he can get it out, it might fade.....

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FullAutoFlintlock 4 points ago +4 / -0

Need a pool boy?

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Plugthegamey [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

I am a pool boy 😉

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FullAutoFlintlock 2 points ago +2 / -0

boipucci has entered the chat

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Centipedealicious 4 points ago +4 / -0

You might live alone, but you are never really alone fam.

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WeekendAtRuthies007 4 points ago +4 / -0

Perfectly awesome sign! And I bet the purple-haired freaks will need dental work after grinding their teeth in chagrin whilst looking upon said perfectly awesome sign, so it's a win-win! But then, you're used to winning, aren't ya? ;)

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Flipbarryfromreddit 4 points ago +4 / -0

I LOVE it!!!!!!!!!! Great job, lady pede. Hope you have a great day! 💪🏻 👏🏻

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NoMoreMao 3 points ago +3 / -0

God bless you!

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jetsetradeo 2 points ago +2 / -0

“And the sign said long haired freaky people, need not apply”

Only part of that song I agree with.

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Baba_OReilly 1 point ago +1 / -0

Aaaah... how the tables have turned, my friend.

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mrmrmrj 2 points ago +2 / -0

If I was single and knew a woman lived in that house, I would knock on the door and ask if I could buy her lunch!

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Brookes 2 points ago +2 / -0

Excellent! Well done and quite clever! Stay safe from the freaks across the street.

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GopnikGod 2 points ago +2 / -0

Before the sign turns on - "reeee."

After the sign turns on - "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!"

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_-Th0r-_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fellas, find you a woman like this.

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ENVYNITAZ 2 points ago +2 / -0

God Bless Open Carry States LadyPede.

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IdahoMan87 2 points ago +2 / -0

Please be careful. Liberal “men” like to take out their anger on undefended women.

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Plugthegamey [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

You mean blacks guys?

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stratocaster_patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Typical lefties don't know anything about science. What they actually mean is that you have to believe whatever a person with a science job tells you if it fits their narrative. Of course science is real. Nobody is saying otherwise. Science can and is real but the conclusions can be wrong and politically motivated. The later is not real science.

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Kpstyles 2 points ago +2 / -0

Artisanal Trump signs. Beautiful.

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wallasshole 2 points ago +2 / -0

Be careful, the left is unhinged.

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TampaMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dragon energy sign. We have the best single ladies don't we folks

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BarryOhBummer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nice work! I love that you made that yourself. :)

Now that you have "come out" to them and if you -really- want to give them cognitive dissonance, make sure you smile at them and say hello all the time. I guarantee you'll see the gears grinding on their faces - "I'm supposed to hate her but she's so nice!". ;)

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WisestGuru93 2 points ago +2 / -0

YOU'RE NOT SINGLE ANYMORE TAKE A FLIGHT TO DALLAS TEXAS!

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SAHMiAM60 1 point ago +1 / -0

You're a legend. I wish I was as cool and fearless at 27 and single, alas, I was still voting dem at that age:(

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Financial_mom 1 point ago +1 / -0

Epic sign!

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JustInTime2_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Be careful these Commies are crazy, especially with you being single.

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cucumbersandwich 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nice :)

Good work.

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ProdigalPlaneswalker 1 point ago +1 / -0

HIGH ENERGY

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67Vert 1 point ago +1 / -0

Those look great. You can leave them up to go with the Christmas lights

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flyover_deplorable 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would have sent you my materials!!! https://streamable.com/c5cgfy

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Donaldtrump20-20 1 point ago +1 / -0

Marriage material, you.

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Crimson_Flameboi 1 point ago +1 / -0

27yo single pede. You definitely sound like someone I'd like to know.

I'm guessing you still like your neighborhood, but I hope you best all the leechs and deluded leftists around you!

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MAGA_MAN420 1 point ago +1 / -0

MAGA

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MisterBishop1942 1 point ago +1 / -0

Marriage material right there...