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MemeSoldier 398 points ago +399 / -1

Holy shit Kanye West is actually on the ballot

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LoneStarDangler 184 points ago +185 / -1

This is the best timeline

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svartchimpans 62 points ago +62 / -0

If someone told me in 2000, that "in 2020 we will get to choose between Donald Trump or Kanye West as President" I'd laugh in their faces and tell them to stop smoking so much weed. LOL.

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FuckCommies 25 points ago +26 / -1

Which became legal in many states, and is not looked at with negativity like it was back then. MAGAjuana!

The world is weird.

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ILearnedToCode 7 points ago +7 / -0

Im smoking some MAGAjuana while browsing thedonald, and I like that

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Themustardtiger 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm out hunting so no magajuana till night time...(Canadian so no need to worry about not voting.)

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Domybidding 2 points ago +2 / -0

My wife just got her card, it’s good stuff makes the street stuff seem like trash.

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HockeyMom4Trump 6 points ago +6 / -0

Same. lol

It just goes to show you, you never know what will happen in life!

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Troll 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not only that, but that they'd be the best people on the ballot and you'd gladly vote for either (but mostly Trump)!

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WassermanSchultz 105 points ago +106 / -1

He wasn't on mine - depends on the state.

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Telcontar2012 68 points ago +68 / -0 (edited)

Read somewhere that he's on the ballot in about 10-11 states.

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tropical_centipede 45 points ago +45 / -0

It's weird Kanye was in VP spot on my ballot in Cali

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JuicyfearsMAGA 23 points ago +30 / -7

I love pence, I wouldn't want any other vp for Trump, but Kanye wouldn't be bad in the role..learning from the Donald

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tropical_centipede 10 points ago +10 / -0

he wasn't VP for Trump....another candidate I didn't know of.... it was weird.

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JuicyfearsMAGA 7 points ago +7 / -0

Down ballot is always a strange sight to behold past the rep and dem candidates. Good eye noticing as most wouldn't

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Samuel_L_Bronkowitz 12 points ago +12 / -0

Right with a completely diff. running mate...

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Krautistani 8 points ago +8 / -0

According to Kanye himself, that VP guy has nothing to do with him.

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tropical_centipede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks for the clarification pede

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HappyPedeInCA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah I noticed that too. Interesting.

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Long_time_lurker 2 points ago +3 / -1

Last time, they threw a few votes to Hillary's old friend, Colin Powell, for this purpose. Yeah, the RINO on Wikileaks who taught Hillary how to get away with using a private server/Blackberry. I can only imagine how many ways he was compromised given that he was such a moron he thought the NSA was like Get Smart (an old comedy/spy show) and was too ignorant to be corrected. Yes, a programmable device that accepts external data like a Blackberry is far more hackable than a TV remote which is a glorified infrared flashlight that blinks at the TV. It makes me mad even to think about it because of how conceitedly stupid he was in that email.

Anyhow, don't be surprised if they play the same game for a "compromise" candidate again if they think it might benefit them, but the House is under Dem control, so I think it'll go to Biden in that case, anyway.

Well, unless they want to install Hillary, but that would just be weird.

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Long_time_lurker 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ahh you're right, I forgot that weird rule. That's at least some consolation, but we need to do better than a tie.

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The_Almighty_Kek 1 point ago +1 / -0

They would never make that choice. Before even being given the order they'd have already tweeted out "Joe Biden has been elected President of the New Democratic People's Republic of the Chinese States of America".

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Webasdias 5 points ago +5 / -0

He's literally a candidate how can any state justify not having him on the ballot?

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brassmule 7 points ago +7 / -0

And is this how Bernie can still win?

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FuckCommies 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nothing in Michigan.

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NJforDJT 3 points ago +3 / -0

There's a legal process for getting on the ballot in each state.

In my state you can vote a write-in for somebody not on the ballot and have it count (that is if you weren't already voting for DJT) but that isn't true in all states.

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The_Almighty_Kek 3 points ago +3 / -0

He was on mine in Kentucky. Got a good chuckle out of that lol

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LugNuts 11 points ago +11 / -0

mine neither, sad face.

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pomfffff2 52 points ago +52 / -0

My reaction as well haha

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Smubbs 16 points ago +16 / -0

In some states yeah

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PepperJackButter2024 9 points ago +9 / -0

12 I think. Minnesota is one of them.

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Norma_Bates 12 points ago +12 / -0

He's on the Ballot in Oklahoma too

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-f-b-i- 184 points ago +184 / -0

Circle isn't filled in fully. Throw it out

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Norma_Bates 73 points ago +73 / -0

I agree. It's the hesitation on the far right that leads me to believe they intended to fill in a different circle.

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KekistanPM 8 points ago +8 / -0

So true. We joke, but they take it so seriously that it actually puts the vote in contention, which is exactly what they want.

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DannySaySay 7 points ago +7 / -0

bUt tRuMp iS trYing tO sTeAl tHe election

He needs to wake up and go to the window to say his daily disavows to peaceful transfer, white supremacists, and preferred pronouns.

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Darkheartisland 30 points ago +30 / -0

You could be PA's secretary of state.

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The_Almighty_Kek 6 points ago +6 / -0

"You realize you voted for a Republican here, right? Did you mean to do that?"

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tdwinner2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes, BITCH. I did. Now git!

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sailorgaia 37 points ago +37 / -0

That is NO joke. I didn't get to vote in 2000 as I was 17 but remember the "hanging chads" crap acutely. You bet I spent extra time coloring in my choice for Trump carefully so NO white was seen. It was joyful work.

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RedinMA 15 points ago +15 / -0

Yes I was so careful to fill in my circle. On my ballot Trump was the bottom choice. No Kanye.

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SpaceAce 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's election tampering to list one of the two party candidates as the very last option. Fuck liberals.

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brassmule 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think ballot location is determined "randomly" or by drawing lots in many states. It's not always alphabetical.

I voted for a judge who was excited to have drawn the #3 spot as it was her lucky number and also where she won previously.

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Forte 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mine had Kanye but Trump was still at the bottom

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RIP_BIDEN 7 points ago +7 / -0

Well done.

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thecherokeerevenge 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah dude as a Californian, ALL my voting choices were filled in perfectly.

Fuck these dems.

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The_Almighty_Kek 4 points ago +4 / -0

Same here, man. I stood there until I was damn sure that rectangle was SOLID black.

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kag-2020- 3 points ago +3 / -0

Me too, lol. Missed a tiny part, so I made sure to get it all. Best feeling ever. Just wanted to savor every second of it.

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djmarcone 12 points ago +12 / -0

yeah that oval fill is not high T. That's a soy oval fill.

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across32 5 points ago +5 / -0

Username checks out

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KekistanPM 4 points ago +4 / -0

That looks exactly like scantron circles I've made many times before.

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HEXEN 107 points ago +107 / -0

We have the best mods, don't we folks?

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Mike0xquitelong 34 points ago +35 / -1

Bigly.

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DystopianDoubleThink 9 points ago +9 / -0

Tremendous, that, I can tell you.

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ButteryFumes 93 points ago +93 / -0

We love you, u/Shadowman3001 !!! Thank you! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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-f-b-i- 46 points ago +58 / -12

Gay

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Shadowman3001 [S] 77 points ago +77 / -0

Well yeah, mods are fags

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AsapBobandi 42 points ago +42 / -0

Ackuaally, Doggos is our favorite top mod

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Shadowman3001 [S] 36 points ago +36 / -0

Fair!

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Batman 16 points ago +16 / -0

Who is our favorite bottom mod?

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Katfish29 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not sure if I should feel honored or disappointed

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tdwinner2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

We have the best of them.

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Ithrowawaay 27 points ago +27 / -0

You’re no slouch yourself, u/-f-b-i-

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-f-b-i- 27 points ago +28 / -1

I work too hard around here to be the top mod

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Shadowman3001 [S] 18 points ago +18 / -0

Shhhhh

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Everquest4Life 10 points ago +10 / -0

I'd hit it and not quit it. Kind of like Big Mike riding Barry S rawdawg.

-Hunter

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tdwinner2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

I picture Big Mike as the top somehow.

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Shadowman3001 [S] 21 points ago +21 / -0

😍😍😍😍😍

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Agrocrakaz 46 points ago +46 / -0

Fill that bubble in entirely! No room for error! Black out the sun with our filled in bubbles.

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Tomm 43 points ago +43 / -0

Good job boss!

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14Kaner88 42 points ago +42 / -0

Minnesota bro?

Edit, you cant be mn, mn has like 8 people for President. Incuding someone who is on the socialist workers party (funny but that is an actual party)

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14Kaner88 13 points ago +13 / -0

You put nationalist in front of that you see who they actually are

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Trump4WorldPresident 13 points ago +13 / -0

Kentucky as far as i can tell

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JiubUnbound 8 points ago +8 / -0

Unless they have a different format elsewhere in the Commonwealth, that's not what ours looked like. We had big ol' bold-lined blocks, not bubbles, in addition to a bunch of other differences.

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The_Almighty_Kek 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah same here. I don't know if it varies county to county, though. At least Daviess had big bold rectangles.

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killerkram 6 points ago +6 / -0

There are 2 socialists on the mn ballot I think. I downloaded my sample from here

https://pollfinder.sos.state.mn.us/Default.aspx

Yeezy is on there and 2 socialists. Crazy times we are living in

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Viewer01 33 points ago +33 / -0

Lmao how many votes is Kanye going to peel off?

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Telcontar2012 27 points ago +27 / -0

Enough to make Dems uncomfortable.

Can you imagine the clusterfuck he'd unleash on them if he really went all in when the 2024 campaign season starts? As in rallied in as many states as he possibly could? He did this almost at the last minute!

What would the debates be like?

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LockeThePatriot 9 points ago +9 / -0

They'd be hilarious, but not persuasive. He's a bad speaker from what I've seen.

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2nimble4cucks 5 points ago +5 / -0

From Biden or from Trump?

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UnbowedUncucked 2 points ago +2 / -0

Biden. Most likely the black people who would vote for him because he was "the Obama guy".

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scorpio_2049 25 points ago +25 / -0

“Obligatory red tsunami comment.”

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Loc12 24 points ago +24 / -0

MODS = GODS

Good luck for the absolute insanity tonight will be. We all thank you for all you do

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BillOReillyYUPokeMe 24 points ago +24 / -0

Man, anyone remember T_D's discord during 2016's election night? WILD! Good times

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Sliim 15 points ago +15 / -0

Does this site have something similar? This place is going to be unstable as hell as the results start coming in, and I’m curious what Plan B is

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2Fangz 12 points ago +12 / -0

We're on Plan B right now.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 12 points ago +12 / -0

There is a discord. Not that I know how to access it.

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MissileToad 23 points ago +23 / -0

Take this ballot back 10 years and nobody would believe it's real lol what a timeline this is!

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remember1776 19 points ago +19 / -0

Sorry brotha, there's a sliver of white left in the circle. Some liberal disqualified your vote.

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xzibit_b 1 point ago +1 / -0

Also, why does the unfilled part of the circle have to be white? Why can't it be indigenous of native American? Disqualified, no white supreeeemacists in my election

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InSaNeOldGuy 17 points ago +17 / -0

We didn't early vote bc my wife was worried what might happen to our ballets for two weeks. So she wanted to find a place to go today that wasn't a DemonRat shithole. I got lucky and found this VFW hall that should be full of old timer veterans. Gonna be a great day !!!

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wanderingUlysses 3 points ago +3 / -0

May you please kindly thank them for their service? They are true patriots!

No one hath greater love than this, that he would lay down his life for his friends.

—John XV:XIII

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InSaNeOldGuy 2 points ago +2 / -0

We got to hang around outside in the parking lot with some of those guys. The history they carry and can recall like it's yesterday is astonishing. Very grateful to have met them.

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wanderingUlysses 2 points ago +2 / -0

I believe it. Both my Grandpa's served in WWII. My Pa's Pa was in France and Germany serving in the Army as a Light Tank Commander and a Demolition Specialist. He was in the 14th Armored for part of his time, I believe right after liberation of Dachau, but I'm unsure. All I know is that he saw that camp.

He has stories that strike awe into any man. Hiding behind splintering trees as the forrest was shelled by 88's. Seeing paratroopers dot the sky in the distance as he marched. Being buried alive in a Foxhole, but that it was a German Foxhole saved his life. A dud landing close to him, whew! Feeling in the muck and water as in order to set his own, he had to dismantle German explosives.

And I know when the Army tested him he was determined to be a literal genius, but his mind is as sharp as a tack; his vocabulary is impressive and he can recite full poems he read as a kid at 99!

And he has stories, not only of WWII, but of the Great Depression before and the economic boom afterwards in the 40's and 50's and how he saw this nation get built up into what we see now. Especially as the ground down below the airplane rides slowly lit up as time passed by. Truly spectacular.

My Pa is the same way. He did not serve, but he is living history and knows so much about the Twin Cities and Minnesota that only a local would know. When I was a kid he pointed out buildings as he drove and tell me, that building used to be this back when I was...

I am very grateful that I was born into my family. And I am very grateful for this site and all the patriots such as yourself that I meet on it each day! And speaking of the VFW, I remember this scene from Last Man Standing. https://youtu.be/c92bWWA2LL4 This is why we stand during the Anthem. Godbless you Sir.

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BoughtByBloomberg2 16 points ago +16 / -0

Oh I would have been TEMPTED as fuck to cross Kanye. But I know we can't meme on the ballot. Memes go on the internet not in the polls.

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BoughtByBloomberg2 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm talking to myself here.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

I do fear he'll take some otherwise Trump votes

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +4 / -0

It will be interesting to look over the final results, comparing the States that allowed him on the ballot to those that did not

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Spez_Banned_My_Cat 4 points ago +4 / -0

There were a few things on mine where the only options were Dem and write in so I wrote in Harambe

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PeteButtplug 15 points ago +15 / -0

Who puts a damn nickname on the ballot? Libertarians really swung retarded this year.

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Julius_Severus 6 points ago +7 / -1

I was just thinking that

Spike Cohen?

Get your shit together libertarians

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sickofaltspin 6 points ago +6 / -0

Dumb ass Brony grifters - that's who.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's a rally!

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Spez_Banned_My_Cat 14 points ago +14 / -0

Any part on my ballet where a Dem ran uncontested, More than 1 here in Louisville, I wrote in Harambe

Other than that Rep down the line. No to a higher property tax for schools regardless of their opening statement literally guilting you. No to a law that would basically blast information from court cases all over to everyone before any sentencing is made. Yes to forcing KY judges to be citizens and live in their areas for a few years before becoming a judge

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Shadowman3001 [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

The school tax thing is going through either way now, the vote part is nullified.

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clueless_expert 13 points ago +13 / -0

That ballot should say “(Vote for The One)”

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Testickqlees 13 points ago +13 / -0

GOOD JOB!!! We were in the first dozen! FEELSGOODMAN.JPG HAS IT REALLY BEEN 4 YEARS??? DIDNT NOTICE WAS TOO BUSY WINNING!

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CeruleanShadow 6 points ago +6 / -0

The secretly unsecret ballot.

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JackOfDiamonds 8 points ago +9 / -1

Damn, where do you live that Trump is listed on the top? I was seriously thinking it was a nationwide conspiracy to make sure Biden was at the top of every ballot in every district, with Trump buried second from the bottom in the single hardest place to see.

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bonejack 5 points ago +5 / -0

SC had Biden at the bottom.

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TheGrimReefer93 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trump was at the top in south GA for me

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germs 7 points ago +7 / -0

Good Job Fellow Patriot! I early voted but I’m driving Trump Voters to the polls all day today! Just finished driving my second group! 😇

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Dingle_fritzer 7 points ago +7 / -0

I was 2nd at my precinct, some lady was here over an hour early

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Shadowman3001 [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yeah I got there at 5am 😅

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ComradeDillBelassio 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just voted for my favorite orange man

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bronnakus 5 points ago +5 / -0

Got there at 6:20, was the tenth in line, voted for Donald John Trump and even Rhode Island is blue to the core every vote counts. Even if your state is blue, vote because every vote contributes to Trump dominating the popular vote and not just the EC.

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ProfessorRomendev 5 points ago +5 / -0

2/10

You didn’t say: “your favorite top mod, ME!”

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MNYGA_45 5 points ago +5 / -0

Been in line since 5:45 in NY. Still not up to vote yet.

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JoeCumia 5 points ago +5 / -0

What the fuck? Kanye West is really there?

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Trumptastic 5 points ago +5 / -0

BUT.... BUT.... JEB!

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SPEZ_CUPS_CCP_BALLS 5 points ago +5 / -0

HE CAN STILL WIN!

LET THE GUAC FLOW!

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Censorship_Sucks 5 points ago +5 / -0

I don’t like this trend of people taking pictures of a filled out ballot. It normalizes providing proof.

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Censorship_Sucks 2 points ago +2 / -0

Awesome. Me too. But I’m not providing proof. And I refuse to be part of any group that demands proof.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's alright. The stasi isn't fully functional yet.

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tonightm16 4 points ago +4 / -0

Did Kanye make some of the ballots? Amazing.

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wanderingUlysses 2 points ago +2 / -0

He made mine.

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brsmith77 4 points ago +4 / -0

Doggos voted already?

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Logan051361 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yesssss Trump Trump Trump 12 more years

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VeryDustyWeeb 4 points ago +4 / -0

Based Mod. I will be filling in Trump today too !

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YGBSM99TFS89USAF 4 points ago +4 / -0

TD.WIN going to get DDOS during election night ?

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CgMaui 4 points ago +4 / -0

Your God damn right!

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NiallFraser 4 points ago +4 / -0

Top notch. Freedom runs strongly through you.

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curlbaumann 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just drove 2 hours to cast my first ballot for GEOTUS in PA boys. Let’s fucking go

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Nicole333 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wow! I only had two choices when I voted. It’s kinda cool to see Kanye listed.

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blackkit27 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pedo Pierce should be the Green Party

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somedaysoon 3 points ago +3 / -0

I see the Democrats got the Green party off of the ballet in your state. Democracy in action! Haha

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mrdifi 3 points ago +3 / -0

I want that on the wall! :)

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Wood_Shampoo1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Way to go pede! God bless you for this site!

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fadingecho 3 points ago +3 / -0

Already a line when I got there 15 min before polls opened. Definitely a maga crowd.

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Toe30330 3 points ago +3 / -0

the first of 10s of millions today! lets finish this...

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Flipbarryfromreddit 3 points ago +3 / -0

Congrats, pede!

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