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one3five 443 points ago +443 / -0

something about making banana custard

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 88 points ago +88 / -0

You fucking win πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

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defroach84 31 points ago +31 / -0

Holy kek my sides hurt from laughing!

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Hangemh1gh 25 points ago +25 / -0

Is it too early to declare a winner?

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_-Th0r-_ 20 points ago +20 / -0

The decision desk called it

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edxzxz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Prank call creepy sleepy Joepedo and tell him it's the official election decider department, that he lost bigly, and if he announces he's conceded right away you'll mail him a special VIP 'Matlock' fan gift bag!

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st3aly0urfac3 14 points ago +14 / -0

endless giggles ... top kek to you.

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DigitalDemocracy404 12 points ago +12 / -0

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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AK94 96 points ago +96 / -0

This is my oldest, Naomi, named after my deceased daughter. She is a just a graduate of law school. And she's gonna make a living so she guy can live in a manner I never became accustomed.

Whatever that means. πŸ€”

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luketheuke 176 points ago +176 / -0

He's trying to play "ol' workin class, blue collar Joe." Which is hilarious because he hasn't had a real job in 47 years and somehow became extremely rich doing so.

The fucking crook.

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BetaODork 81 points ago +81 / -0

Exactly. What a jackass. Joe’s lived in a manner none of us will ever be accustomed to.

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CandyMuffin 29 points ago +29 / -0

Well now Hunter is in hiding he needs another source of income when he loses this election so probably happy she is going to be a lawyer - or maybe not... haha

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FOUR_MORE_TERMS 17 points ago +17 / -0

SCRANTON JOE

<more money from the literal geographic Wall Street than Trump>

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tdwinner2020 8 points ago +8 / -0

Is there ANY evidence that he had a REAL job more than 47 years ago?

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ronburgandy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Joe would honestly have the rubes believe he lives in a fuckin' tar paper shack he built with his own 2 hands which he got the money for by coal mining.

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Pedeville 36 points ago +36 / -0

I take the last part like this: she will be a lawyer and have money so she can live in a manner Im not accustomed to

he’s obviously dement and forgot all the billions of kickbacks he has gotten, doesn’t exist a lawyer that has earned as much money as him lmao

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WestPalm 24 points ago +24 / -0

Earned?

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p8riot 15 points ago +15 / -0

I took it as he knows he's going to jail and so the family money will dry up, but as a law graduate she will be able to continue living in the manner she's now accustomed to

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 11 points ago +11 / -0

Either that or hunter's been paying him in monopoly money and uno cards.

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omegapede 23 points ago +23 / -0

That's rich. The guy who leached off public office and made millions is trying to downplay that fact. Pathetic

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FOUR_MORE_TERMS 8 points ago +8 / -0

But muh public servant!!

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zipodk 2 points ago +2 / -0

Scranton. Scranton! SCRANTON! SCRANTON!

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orange_dit 13 points ago +13 / -0

An excellent example of whenever you deeply analyze a Biden gaffe you'll find out what he probably wanted to say made even less sense than what you heard him say.

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literallyhitler 12 points ago +12 / -0

yeah..."she/I"

Also, Naomi is Hunter's daughter. Went to law school like her dad. Hunter tells her he wont make her give him 'half her salary like pop' in a text about making money for the family.

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one3five 22 points ago +22 / -0

hmmm

are you sure it's not about banana custard?

it makes as much sense as anything else he's said

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 12 points ago +12 / -0

...and she's gonna make uh living so she-guy can live in a manner, um... I never even [b]'came a custom.

-- Uncle Sniffy

FTFY

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PizzaExpressInWoking 10 points ago +10 / -0

Does the poor girl have to give 50% to pop?

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Pepe_longcockings 4 points ago +4 / -0

50% of her holes

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one3five 19 points ago +19 / -0

Damn that Manny!

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sanstheskeleton 10 points ago +10 / -0

Is that one of corn pops bad boys?

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CgMaui 20 points ago +20 / -0

Make Banana Custard Again!

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one3five 12 points ago +12 / -0

Unless it's Tuesday because Tuesday is tapioca pudding day.

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CgMaui 11 points ago +11 / -0

Resist tapioca Tuesday!

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one3five 9 points ago +9 / -0

and rice pudding Thursday

because both of those puddings are gross

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FOUR_MORE_TERMS 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nana puddin >>>

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SummTingWong 11 points ago +12 / -1

Yes, he is confusing her with his dementia nurses.

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riffology 8 points ago +9 / -1

Joe is hungry

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one3five 6 points ago +6 / -0

and he needs a nap