OMG. That last photo made me vomit up my breakfast. I think I vomited up yesterday's breakfast, too. And part of my stomach. There ain't no way to be positive about that body, unless you're positive that body hosts diabeetus, heart disease, massive arterial blockage, and a forty-pound shit that consists of a week's worth of food that was consumed yesterday.

You know, I would have rather scratched my eyes out with a rusty fork than look at those photos.