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Biden is sus (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by Jackpotsevens ago by Jackpotsevens +4844 / -0
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Art-Vandelay41 38 points ago +38 / -0

These memes are giving me POWER. I’m finally doing it Pedes! I’m going to wear my MAGA hat out in full force across campus today!

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Friendly_B 9 points ago +9 / -0

Good for you! Just not to the voters booth.

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preparation-H 17 points ago +20 / -3

Sounds like some social engineering shit preparing us for 1984

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Friendly_B 10 points ago +15 / -5

This is what I wrote my niece:

Among Us has really sus values: training people to lie to each other and be okay with it, mob rule and the absence of law, mob violence and the absence of justice, kangaroo courts, virtue signalling. It's kind of like a mini-China social experiment.

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viVbiz-bufmu1-qodmem 9 points ago +10 / -1

But ganging up seldom works because you know if you chose right or wrong.

There are good life lessons in there. I just haven’t found them yet.

Also. It’s super easy to cheat at it once you think about how to do so. But it’s also pointless to cheat because it’s just a game. But once you know how easy it is you start thinking that many of the games are rigged

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preparation-H 5 points ago +6 / -1

Do you know if anyone has done an expose on these things? Would be great to point to a youtube video or something

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Kweebecker 4 points ago +4 / -0

The usual Among Us court is "you accuse them, they accuse you. We throw both out the airlock, to be sure."

Of course, in a real-life situation, you have more than 90 seconds to plead your case, but often in real court cases, there's just as much evidence as an Among Us kill.

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popcycle 6 points ago +7 / -1

yes it does, doesn't it.

training the little red guards.

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Philhelm 9 points ago +9 / -0

That sounds like the werewolf game. Does the imposter physically chase down and kill people?

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The_Left_The 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yep.

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Whimpy13 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's very ironic Aoc and Ilhan Omar played it on twatch

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cherryred 4 points ago +5 / -1

That game has a player base that seems to be made up of countless people with goldfish-tier attention spans and terrible reading comprehension, so I'm not really surprised.

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Kweebecker 4 points ago +4 / -0

I play it a bit, but only with friends. I get endlessly tired of people with zero reading ability, zero memory, and zero intelligence.

If you want to see the intelligence of the average person, play a couple games with random pick-up teams. "Five people vouch this person has concrete proof they're innocent."

"...I bet it's them. I'm not the imposter trying to throw things off, I just bet it is the ONLY person we know objectively 100% isn't it. And will stand by that no matter what."

It's like being in a room full of Biden supporters.

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WeebForTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

AOC was pretty bad at it from the clip I saw. Pretty obvious that it was her first time playing.

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plastic_Strawman 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's what I thought the first time I saw the game. Great movie btw.

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Long_time_lurker 23 points ago +23 / -0

Biden vented after faking the medical scan, lol.

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Friendly_B 10 points ago +10 / -0

"Why did you vent Joe?!?"

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plastic_Strawman 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Look fat! I didn't vent, you vented! Then you killed Corn Pop! I saw yourpachinarndised."

translation: I saw you wrap a chain around his head

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Tulkas71 12 points ago +12 / -0

sus is short of suspicious. The Game i called "Among us" and you have to figure out which player is an impostor, before they kill everyone in the game.

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dabicsta 11 points ago +11 / -0

It's a video game called "Among Us". Looks cute, haven't played it.

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IronMaiden 11 points ago +11 / -0

Actually pretty fun tbh, more so with a group of friends and a couple drinks.

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viVbiz-bufmu1-qodmem 10 points ago +11 / -1

I think this is the only real way to play this version of the game come to think of it. I’ve been playing an embarrassingly lot of it.

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CaptRedbeard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Set your name to Trump 2020 or some variation of it to melt the snowflakes. I've had a slow day at work and that's what I'm doing to pass the time.

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barronwin 1 point ago +1 / -0

a lot of people in this thread are accusing the game of being practice for communists?

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G0vnah 12 points ago +12 / -0

u/pray_for_kekistan - you mods do fantastic work on this site. We absolutely love you for it! Something has just come that might need your attention.

Mods, please make a separate sticky post asap about how and where to report election fraud and vote stealing and suppression.

The existing election info sticky post has this info at the very bottom - which it should not be given what is happening all morning in PA. AND that info is extremely difficult and complicated to read. This is a massive problem when most people are using their phones today.

Please get on this now. Every minute counts. And we're losing votes in PA.

Sorry if you're not the right mod to contact, just the first that popped into my head.

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DisgustedByMisleadia 1 point ago +2 / -1

You are really unhinged.

Now, you are stalking me on other threads where I haven't even posted?

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DisgustedByMisleadia 0 points ago +2 / -2

Prior to my previous response, I hadn't even READ this thread. Yet, you are spamming my username trying to brigade people to harass me.

It isn't working. All you have succeeded in doing is getting your harassment deleted (but you won't see it unless you logout).

Seriously, you should take your medication before you completely lose it.

Have a nice day.

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pray_for_kekistan 2 points ago +3 / -1

added to live magathread as well

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G0vnah 21 points ago +21 / -0

JOE: "I'm not sus! I was doing tasks man, come on."

TRUMP: "47 years and nothing happened. Definitely faking tasks."

JOE: "Imajadebunhefkbisfnjesk... y'know?"

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Long_time_lurker 10 points ago +10 / -0

Dude, the task bar didn't even move, visual tasks are on so we know you faked the medical scan for dementia and then you hid in a vent the rest of the round.

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G0vnah 7 points ago +7 / -0

The one time we would want everyone to vote Biden.

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Long_time_lurker 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hopefully confirm eject is on so everyone can see after we vote them out :)

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JackBurton 18 points ago +18 / -0

I roleplay on this game as JoeBiden. I start every match asking if I can sniff people's hair, if they say yes I ask how old. No matter what age they say I always say "too old".

I generally play the part of a senile person who can't remember where he saw the body or where. If someone asks where I was I say "looking for my son's laptop in the basement!" and I reply to every insult with "c'mon man!" or "listen fat".

Surprising part is how many people either laugh or call me names like "old pedophile", "thief", "your son is a crackhead!" etc.

Then most games, I shit you not, start filling up with TRUMP2020.

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G0vnah 8 points ago +8 / -0

We have the best Among Us community, don't we folks?

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Ambi_intui_tion 3 points ago +3 / -0

“No matter what age I always say “too old”” lol

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KARURUKA2 9 points ago +9 / -0

Cringe among us

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WOMP_WOMP_FAGGOT 7 points ago +7 / -0

Somebody sabotaged the comms neurons in Joe's brain a long time ago.

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ImperialxWarlord 7 points ago +7 / -0

I saw Biden vent.

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pedewithweed 7 points ago +7 / -0

I saw Biden sniffing his granddaughter in electrical

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sir_rockness 3 points ago +3 / -0

Be Me: name my character Democrats and murder right in front of people just so young potential voters have to say "Democrat did it, Democrat is sus, I saw Democrats murder so and so" and imprint their dirty deeds on our youth at a young age.

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JFellows72 1 point ago +1 / -0

Except usually they just say your color

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JackBurton 3 points ago +3 / -0

The other day I said "EVERYONE VOTE RED!"

Red pipes up "WTF I was in the same room with you why vote me?"

"No VOTE RED TRUMP 2020!"

Red was pleased with that.

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weedwizard420 3 points ago +3 / -0

kamala body double is the real imposter

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sir_rockness 3 points ago +3 / -0

Blue is sus

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TheRealPizzaPope 2 points ago +2 / -0

He’s been faking his tasks for 40 years!

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UpdootVeteran 2 points ago +2 / -0

First off, my kiddo loved this meme - second he feels he could do better by showing Biden getting voted off lol

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Jackpotsevens [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks glad the kiddo liked it.. I did this one too but it hasn't taken off.

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Escapade 2 points ago +2 / -0

I saw pink sniff a child who was sitting in his lap in the pool!

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quigonkenny 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sus af.

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Trump_World_Order 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’d say Heels Up is the real sus, but the plan from the left to replace Free Sniffs with her if they steal the election is obvious.

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SayNoToHypocrisy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck this game. I made my name “Trump 2020” and all these little 12yo bitches would kick me from the game before it even started.

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