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Biden is sus (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by Jackpotsevens ago by Jackpotsevens +4844 / -0
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JackBurton 18 points ago +18 / -0

I roleplay on this game as JoeBiden. I start every match asking if I can sniff people's hair, if they say yes I ask how old. No matter what age they say I always say "too old".

I generally play the part of a senile person who can't remember where he saw the body or where. If someone asks where I was I say "looking for my son's laptop in the basement!" and I reply to every insult with "c'mon man!" or "listen fat".

Surprising part is how many people either laugh or call me names like "old pedophile", "thief", "your son is a crackhead!" etc.

Then most games, I shit you not, start filling up with TRUMP2020.

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G0vnah 8 points ago +8 / -0

We have the best Among Us community, don't we folks?

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Ambi_intui_tion 3 points ago +3 / -0

“No matter what age I always say “too old”” lol