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JohnMcCainsTumors 38 points ago +38 / -0

Holy fuck. Lol. So good.

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bsamson22 66 points ago +66 / -0

Not much of a friend i guess.

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MAGA_CENTIPEDE [S] 68 points ago +68 / -0

We were as thick as thieves at one time. Then he moved to LA and now he is a blm obsessed guy

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Fordheartskav 49 points ago +49 / -0

He’s probably trying to impress some blue haired xir with a vagina

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GodSaveTheWest 23 points ago +23 / -0

Or a feminine penis

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MrTrumpsWildRide 13 points ago +13 / -0

Or a male rear-vagina.

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Santa_Liqueur 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s “bussy” now. Boy+pussy.

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Lucky_Locura 6 points ago +6 / -0

Excuse me, bigot! It's a front hole!

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SPEZ_CUPS_CCP_BALLS 3 points ago +4 / -1

With lots of FUPA

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bsamson22 11 points ago +11 / -0

I have a couple of those. It's too bad they can never seem to get past that part of anything. I don't hold it against them that they're stupid :)

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suckmycorona 5 points ago +5 / -0

Let me guess, xir’s a barista and complains that others have more and better stuff.

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ShiterallyLaking 20 points ago +20 / -0

I've had a "friend" threaten to do just that recently if xhe found out who I voted for and said they'd rather not know. In the same conversation this guy also said stuff like, "I am my own god" and proclaimed himself the champion of black people (he's white and pasty af)... I'm just like, OK bud whatever makes you feel good I guess.

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gnomenclature 18 points ago +18 / -0

I'm truly sorry, pede. Luckily for you, WE'VE got your back. Hey, with friends like that ... amiright?

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Kanxo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sorry. You mean, congratulations pede!

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gnomenclature 1 point ago +1 / -0

By jove, I think you're right.

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zkSfp 18 points ago +18 / -0

we are here fren!

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SpezDispenser 13 points ago +13 / -0

Fuck him. Lost one for similar reasons a few months back.

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MrTrumpsWildRide 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's great when the trash takes itself out.

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Fordheartskav 12 points ago +12 / -0

You got us pede! He wasn’t a real friend if he’d do that

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Rightfoot 10 points ago +10 / -0

Sorry to hear that. I have 2 nieces and 2 nephews that are bat shit crazy leftards. My brother, I think, Is emotionally scared from that. He divorced his bat shit crazy wife too. Now hes remarried and a happy guy.

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Guruchild 2 points ago +2 / -0

They’re so tolerant they formed a giant black hole of intolerance and the only thing that can escape is Trump radiation

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ObongoForPrison2020 8 points ago +8 / -0

These losers don't realize - we don't fucking care. Get out of our lives, you're doing us a favor.

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ShiterallyLaking 8 points ago +8 / -0

Never has there been a better time than this year to emphasize how you should only surround yourself with people who want what's best for you in life, and cut out anyone who doesn't wish you the best.

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powershellder 6 points ago +6 / -0

These people don’t get that it’s not just about Trump.

It’s about American values. Friends should never ever ask you to compromise your core values.

It’s even worse when they don’t ask your side of the story first. I would gladly start a conversation and agree to disagree, but threatening to end the relationship is too far.

I consider that extortion and I will not comply.

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Georgewashingtonsleg 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wasn't a friend anyway.

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ShittRomney 5 points ago +5 / -0

This person is no longer the person you knew and isn't worthy of being your friend. Now, since it bothers him that much, meme him till he loses his mind.

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diegoPT 5 points ago +5 / -0

WE'VE got your back.

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WhyWhyWhyWhyWhy 5 points ago +5 / -0

That sucks. I know other people who are getting defended because of this. Hold strong, Pede. You've got your MAGA family.

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KRM944 4 points ago +4 / -0

Your friend needs help. Give him the number to a decent psychiatrist to treat his TDS.

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Meatbank84 4 points ago +4 / -0

You don't need toxic people like that in your life, Good riddance!

I tried to convince some Biden supporting RINO friends of mine last night at a get together dinner. I didn't succeed as the TDS runs deep. We all agreed that we are friends for other reasons besides politics and that was that, no hard feelings.

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BewareThePhog 4 points ago +4 / -0

I feel so bad for you guys.

My friends message me and say they will never be friends with me if I dont vote for Trummp and I just respond "are you fucking retarded?"

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TheFountainhead 4 points ago +4 / -0

Mail him a condolences card tomorrow

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Lurker404 4 points ago +4 / -0

Friends come and go. That's life.

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Bragg 4 points ago +4 / -0

The best time to make another new friend was 20 years ago, the second best time is now.

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Apersonofinterest 4 points ago +4 / -0

Your friend could have just kept his or her mouth shut and never talk to you again but the Left is a bunch of drama queens and they have to stir up trouble.

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John2500 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fuck him, your friends are here

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Darthrift 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lost a friend to it too. Looking back I’m much happier. He was such a fucking stick in the mud. So negative even when not talking about politics. Good riddance.

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kleindropper 3 points ago +3 / -0

Insert <Well, bye> gif here.

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CommieCucker 3 points ago +3 / -0

you made a good choice, i'm sure at some point down the line they would have borrowed something and not returned it

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RedditIs4Retards 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shoulda said "PEaNCE!"

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bill_clintons_cigar 2 points ago +2 / -0

Anyone who would do that was never a friend.

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Anus_Blenders_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd just reply with "k"

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TearofLys 2 points ago +2 / -0

There are nearly 8 billion people on the planet to draw new friends from that aren't supercucked.

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bf4truth 2 points ago +2 / -0

liberalism is a mental illness!

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HistoryInvestigator 2 points ago +2 / -0

You're better off without him and now you have millions of new friends here!

I had a friend from high school who cut me off and who became radical left. Honestly I don't care about him, it's not the views but the way he treats others who disagree.

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fuckdemswithcactus 2 points ago +2 / -0

your "friend" is a faggot and not a good faggot like Grenell

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ObamasLooseButthole 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's when you reply "sir, this is a wendys" and laugh at them.

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Bobby 2 points ago +2 / -0

If they blatantly vote for corruption, they are untrustworthy losers.

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crobbies 2 points ago +2 / -0

Anyone engaging in this type of emotional manipulation is a cuck anyway

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Wheredidiputit 2 points ago +2 / -0

You still have lefty friends after 2016? Man mine all dropped me like a bad habit after I came out. I still peek in on them on FB (well, not exactly true..used to before I nuked FB) and they were some miserable SOBs.

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farangbak 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wasn't a friend

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ArdentGrasshopper 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good. Let the toxic shits weed out themselves.

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DeadOverRed 2 points ago +2 / -0

Be ready to shoot them.