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posted ago by D4rkd3str0yer ago by D4rkd3str0yer +4894 / -1

GOOOOOOD EVENING CENTIPEDES!

Welcome to this election night salty leftist tears MAGAthread! I am your Shitpostmaster General u/D4rkd3str0yer, here with a different type of thread this evening. We all love our wonderful friends at RSBN and those who support our great President giving him praise this evening, but if you're like me, a sadistic bastard that revels in salty communist tears, this thread is for you. Here will serve as a watch party for that! We all know how hilarious those Armenian genocide deniers were last time around, so we figured we'd give a spotlight to the lefty tears as they roll in!

For context, some things that I've heard while listening to TYT just while writing this post:

  • "Make it impeachable, remove the due process"

  • "If that's Trump Derangement Syndrome, give it to me"

  • It's remarkable that we have a candidate so in bed with China

  • "Trump didn't know how to play the media!"

  • Much talk predicting a Reagan/Mondale level landslide in favor of Sleepy Joe

  • Them advertising for sponsors. Thought capitalism was bad, guys?

  • "The sleeper hold is on!"

  • "Nananana, hey hey hey, good bye"

  • "Milwaukee will have an 89% voter turnout"

TYT Link: Here

Joe Rogan Link: Here

NBC Link: Here

Sargon of Akkad/Destiny: Sargon / Destiny

If someone has another hilarious link, go ahead and drop it in the comments. I'll try and keep this thread updated with various highlights as we welcome in a second term! And remember, absolutely no super-chats to these clowns. It may be funny but we don't want a single cent going toward them.

Also, be sure to drop any reddit salt or youtube comment salt in this thread. I will be making salt threads, potentially multiple, tonight and going into tomorrow. Happy hunting!

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-BasedCentipede- 14 points ago +14 / -0

Steady as she goes pedes. I can't believe the amount of fear posting in here. We have a long way to go and states will flip multiple times as votes come in from different counties, each with their own proclivity to turn out one way or another. No need to panic unless we're down big at the end with nearly 100% of all votes counted.

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Live_Free_1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

It was like this in 16

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lf11 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes it was. I remember. I figured Hillary had it, went to bed, woke up, checked my phone and said, holy shit the fucker got it done. Best morning wakeup I've ever had.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 4 points ago +5 / -1

Lots of lil dick Davey's disinfo fucktards in here tonight.

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sustainable_saltmine 5 points ago +5 / -0

the stakes of this election are getting to everyone

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deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0