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HenkZeilstra 340 points ago +343 / -3

Declaration of war by Canada, lets fuck em over

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Yheymos 26 points ago +26 / -0

Please do my American friends. I would be happy if you annexed us and graciously allowed us to become a territory. I know we would be unlikely to get state status and voting rights but we always should have been one country to begin with.

We've spent decades comfy and protected by the USA and our weak as hell PM wants to look like a tough big boy for his coddled voters.

Make Canada America Territory! MCAT!

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RenaissanceOfHope 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yep, Canada should have been part of the US from the beginning but the British could not accept defeat in the revolutionary war.

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Long-Knife 1 point ago +1 / -0

IIRC, we invited Nova Scotia and Florida to the party, but they turned us down.