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Blacktongue 61 points ago +61 / -0

I feel so much better now.

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tragician 24 points ago +24 / -0

Lol came here to say this. Cause they do their job.

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suckmycorona 14 points ago +14 / -0

/s

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geebeext 2 points ago +2 / -0

Right

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meteorknife 20 points ago +20 / -0

Maybe if we tell the FBI there's a noose in one of the ballot boxes they'll actually send someone to investigate.

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whippeat 5 points ago +5 / -0

Still waiting for that report into the Russian hoax too, lol. What a fail

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MajorAppleHead 16 points ago +16 / -0

You mean the corrupt DOJ?

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the-new-style 16 points ago +16 / -0

Fire up the stiff letter machines and the "we promise this will never happen again" notices.

No, No, No Fight The Black Pill, Trust GEOTUS

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Count_Dyscalculia 9 points ago +9 / -0

"Monitoring" the situation. That seems to have worked out well.

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hilboggins 9 points ago +9 / -0

"We've monitored the situation and it seems pretty corrupt."

Are you going to do anything about it?

"No. "

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Wexit-Delecto 9 points ago +9 / -0

Oh great. The “we have nothing further to share about Las Vegas” people. The “Epstein Island was allowed to operate on US soil for decades” people. The “Wray is a patriot” people. The “Biden laptop should be buried” people.

The military is the only way.

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milpede0306 8 points ago +8 / -0

Bill Barr's DOJ? ......sounds promising🙄

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letrain 8 points ago +8 / -0

So nothing it going to happen. Infact they over counted trump votes and hunters laptop is fake

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amilbarge00 8 points ago +8 / -0

Oh, thank god. The DOJ is on the case. Hopefully they enlisted the help of the FBI.

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2020voter 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm over waiting on the DOJ/Barr to do anything other than stroke his bagpipes! Corruption runs wild, and yet crickets from his office!!!!

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3m41l 4 points ago +4 / -0

The DOJ is an EmBARRassment

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BidensBrainWorm 4 points ago +4 / -0

And issue a strongly worded _________.

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SergeantBob 3 points ago +3 / -0

Disclaimer: My calculations are based off of official election data. I have to clarify this is an opinion piece. Please do your own additional work and mathematics'. However, the math isn't that hard considering the fact that Trump got zero votes while Biden got over 230 thousand within a few minutes within both Wisconsin and Michigan.

So, for those of you who don't know, while we where sleeping Biden gained over a hundred thousand votes within a few minutes in both Michigan and Wisconsin (Strange how the bump occurred in two states around the same time) , while Trump got ZERO. Even if they where real ballots (They probably aren't) , their is something very shady going on due to this statistical law. It is nearly Impossible they had over 100 thousand organic mail in ballots just for Biden. UNLESS, they had already opened the ballots and begun counting them much earlier. How did they count them so quick, if they where truly random? Like I said Biden got over a 100 thousand votes in both these states within less than 5 minutes while TRUMP GOT ZERO! THIS IS STATISTICALLY IMPOSSIBLE! Their are only 2 solutions that could have occurred. 1. They pre opened ballots and counted all the Biden ones and hid them away (This would be really dumb, but honestly the people doing this fraud are not even good at it so who knows). 2. They saw Trump was going to win, so they paused counting votes (This is a fact, they paused for over 4 hours), forged enough ballots to barely tip the scales towards Joe Biden and then re started the count by dumping all the forged ballots. Either way, as a statistician, I CAN GUARANTEE YOU, these votes for Biden where tampered with because Trump should have at least gotten 1-1000 at least during the massive Dump. Those idiots running this fraud operation are stupid, because if they had just slipped in a few fake Trump votes too, my statistical analysis would not be able to prove fraud was committed, but the fact Trump didn't even get 1 SINGLE ballot, is proof somebody is tampering with this election!

Update: Election officials in Wisconsin/Michigan are starting to say they accidently messed up and it was a TYPO. 1st, this proves they are unfit to count these ballots. And 2nd, this is highly unlikely considering it happened in two states at the same time, and they had just finished a 4+ hour long brake, meaning they had plenty of time to plan how to count the rest of the ballots. And 3. it took them hours to make this statement after they had already "officially" deemed the votes valid!

Edit: I recommend you save this text somewhere so you can read it incase it vanishes :) Also feel free to repost this on this sub or anywhere else, we need to spread the word!

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Quoc01 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is the FBI in on this?

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Brookie2018 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now I know the fix is in

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CAPITALIST187 2 points ago +2 / -0

you people are smoking hunter biden crack pipe if u believe any of this shit

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ekos640 2 points ago +2 / -0

yeah because i trust the doj

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FarmingLeftBollocks 2 points ago +2 / -0

Department of Injustice

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beans_supreme 2 points ago +2 / -0

Release date was Monday 2 November. This means nothing.

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deplorabetty 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why? So they can help the Dems cheat more??

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Philhelm 2 points ago +2 / -0

"He's coming in. I feel safer already."

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CAPITALIST187 2 points ago +2 / -0

we live in a complete banana republic period

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glasses2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

This sounds more like enforcing access to the polls. We need state and fed and cameras in those poll counting rooms.

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CAPITALIST187 2 points ago +2 / -0

yeah u people are smoking dope, the shit has been rigged long before trump nothing has changed .....this country has become the lughing stock of the world now

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Awake45 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh great, the useless DOJ stepping in. Perhaps Rudy should step in, at least he actually seems to get to the bottom of things.

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ObongoForPrison2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh good, Billy Bagpipes is on the case.

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ca18det 2 points ago +2 / -0

DOJ: That's some mighty fine election tampering, Lou.

Fuck the DOJ. Court challenges now! Fire Wray and Barr now! Special prosecutor into Biden that is sacrosanct and unable to be touched by the left now!

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Bbme19 2 points ago +2 / -0

How could we be so fortunate?

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ItsOKtoVoteTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

what a strongly worded letter!