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dickwagger 111 points ago +115 / -4

Nope, of course not. Was that rumor true that Justin Trudoughboy offered the Canadian military to help oust Trump if he does not willingly give up the White House?

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BarrensChat 98 points ago +99 / -1

Oh shit is he gonna send all 12 of them down?

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dickwagger 66 points ago +66 / -0

Our Southwestern states' mililia could prolly take them.

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UncleTrumpsBand 37 points ago +37 / -0

You mean Dixie

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Prometheus76 23 points ago +23 / -0

We'll just point them at antifa and watch the hilarity.

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kish-kumen 7 points ago +7 / -0

The wives and children of one state's militia could probably defeat the Canadian army...

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Sf_2468 6 points ago +6 / -0

A couple of US militias should just preemptively annex Canada and then take Greenland. Manifest destiny 2020!

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Techrev 7 points ago +7 / -0

Not gonna get past my moose army to the border, anyway.

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Martin_USA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Some gay dude from Vermont with a pellet gun wearing a blindfold could take all of them. Also why the fuck is Trudeau interfering with the politics of another country.

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Tyrons_woodey 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cause truedope is a traitor and is selling us out to chy nah.

I pray Trump takes him down for involvement in the coup so we don't have to wait for an election,
Since we got screwed out of our election in Oct.

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mshecubis 14 points ago +14 / -0

Would be a shame if he sent all his bootlickers down to the US and left himself completely defenseless against those of us who are sick of his shit.

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Bullet_Tooth_Tony 50 points ago +50 / -0

LMAO! My hometown alone would clap the whole Canadian army by itself.

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Imransgarage 23 points ago +23 / -0

Stating the obvious but username checks out. Lol!

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pedefromohio 21 points ago +21 / -0

Lol I know one guy at work from Canada. He was also a mountie - he couldn't cut my breakfast sausage if I didn't sharpen the knife for him beforehand.

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VA-Pede 8 points ago +8 / -0

You make a good point, Susan!

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tootenbacher 6 points ago +6 / -0

I’m Canadian, and I can tell you that we are a nation of pussies.

Not my family, of course, we wish we were Americans.

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dogcatfud 30 points ago +30 / -0

That's a sad joke. Canadians piss and moan about the United States. Yet they conveniently forget that our military provides security to them. Thus they don't have to spend as much on their military because of it.

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dogcatfud 16 points ago +16 / -0

My dad's side of the family lives in the Greater Toronto Area. We used to go up there all the time when I was growing up. One of the things I noticed right away was GST. I was like we don't have that in the US. Now, as an adult, I know it's used to pay for all the "free stuff."

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tootenbacher 4 points ago +4 / -0

But no Federal Tax like we have. They actually have rights as a Republic.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 17 points ago +17 / -0

The Canadians have pretty damn good special forces operators (IIRC, the longest -range confirmed sniper kill in history was from a Canadian special forces sniper), but the thought of the Canadian military occupying the United States is laughably absurd.

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FireannDireach 5 points ago +5 / -0

We also prop up their economy. We could kill them, just by an embargo and freezing their assets here.

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FreeJack2020 7 points ago +7 / -0

We should do it, they are basically a Chinese asset. Trudeau especially deserves to die painfully.

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FireannDireach 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, i can't take that rumor seriously. Sounds like something the crybabies on r/politics would spread around to make their hurt fee fees better.

That's a big threat right now, rumor-mongering. Crazy shit's gonna be flying everywhere. Already seeing some pop up on social media.

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FreeJack2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

civil world war 3

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ArdentGrasshopper 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yet they conveniently forget that our military provides security to them.

Keeps them safe from those fierce Alaskans and the Viking raids from Norway.

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booga 19 points ago +19 / -0

I've never heard of that rumor, but gl getting past the US military Canada.

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DarkMemeDuck 10 points ago +10 / -0

Pitter patter, let's get at 'er then.

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SryServiceDown 7 points ago +7 / -0

The military supports the dems? Since when?

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ModernKnight 9 points ago +9 / -0

There's some among the higher-placed officers, but enlisted are pretty much all Trump.

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Greatest_adventure 4 points ago +4 / -0

Retired and former officers who are beholden to the Party. Obama leftovers.

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FireannDireach 1 point ago +1 / -0

If SCOTUS won't support him

What are you even basing that on?

Man the fuck up already.

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HockeyMom4Trump 6 points ago +6 / -0

I have faith in GEOTUS

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Hades440 3 points ago +5 / -2

Like he was able to stop the Russia bullshit? Or how he stopped the Covid Plandemic? Ooh, or the phony impeachment; he really got em on that one.

Face it, no amount of confidence or preparedness can make up for the fact that some things are too deeply set in to fight. Not giving up hope, but this "relax it's all taken care of" attitude is how we always end up losing.

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FireannDireach 2 points ago +2 / -0

French, are ya?

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Hades440 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hubris isn't something to be proud of.

What happened when they cheated in 2018?

What happened when they cheated in 2016?

What happened when they cheated in 2012?

But all of a sudden, we're all good when they cheat in 2020. We're gonna get em this time because we're prepared and there's nothing to worry about.

I'm too old for fairy tales.

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FireannDireach -1 points ago +1 / -2

I'm bored with your trolling. Have a day.

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FireannDireach 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's very disappointing how many fair-weather conservatives are in here. I know a lot of them are trolls, but gimme a fucking break.

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namaste_trump 104 points ago +104 / -0

yeah mofos. lets fucking chew and spit out these commies. lets go DJT!!

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Magastreammedia 67 points ago +68 / -1

Thanks OP. We knew they were on it but it's always reassuring to see them stating it.

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CantStumpTheTrump20 23 points ago +23 / -0

Yeah I needed this confirmation. After reading Jr’s book I have great faith in them.

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Pandelume 27 points ago +27 / -0

Never underestimate the evil of their handlers.

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Morg 0 points ago +3 / -3

Good always overcomes evil!

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Slapstick86 3 points ago +4 / -1

...eventually, in movies.

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ProfessorRomendev 53 points ago +53 / -0

That is reasuring.

We were all a bit foolish going into this, thinking it’d be an easy win.

Once again, Trump knows more than us and has prepared accordingly.

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mickusa1 32 points ago +32 / -0

Damn right.. Acting like MEN!

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TheMAGAnificent 32 points ago +32 / -0

WE SHOULD HAVE BEEN PREPPING FOR YEARS

DO NOT SURRENDER

DO NOT CONCEDE

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ObongoForPrison2020 30 points ago +30 / -0

We have to have faith that Trump's team is all over this. Seeing Eric come out is comforting.

I expect a long, bitter fight now. When we win, all communists must be destroyed.

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20_Feet_Higher 27 points ago +27 / -0

Of course they are - the President of the United States is going to know more than we do. I assure you 110% Trump is prepared. He's a ball breaker and isn't going to go quietly into the night.

Like other posters have said, it was naive of us to think this would be easy. It was stunningly obvious that the slimeball Democrats were / are going to cheat. Objectively, could dementia Joe and Cum-in-me Harris really win this? They both have the appeal and charisma of a second coat of paint and barely anyone (compared to Trump) showed up to their rallies.

We're witnessing the death throes of the establishment. This is all they got and it's their final stand. Remember the saying, "drowning people are the most dangerous."

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Paradisio 10 points ago +10 / -0

Trump is a businessman, all business professionals have contingency plans. He knew this was coming months out. Even Veritas exposed this. He's lining up cans of whoop-ass to be discharged when needed. Slow and complete revenge is best, a great thing to watch. Wait until Hunter or his prison bound buddies start talking. Joe is toast. Maybe the Durham report will come out too, we paid for it.

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American-Free-Man 3 points ago +3 / -0

Even Veritas exposed this

At the end of this short clip James O’Keefe says Project Veritas is everywhere all across the country ---> https://youtu.be/YNqWdvl7IOI

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IronMaiden 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm just waiting for the big disaster (distraction) to happen, probably a giant false flag event.

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Quoc01 25 points ago +25 / -0

YESSS!!

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J_Von_Random 4 points ago +4 / -0

We did our part so they could do theirs.

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Emhunt_77 20 points ago +20 / -0

Praying! 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

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2020REBOUND 19 points ago +19 / -0

SAME SHIT in Wisconsin!
No one talks about that one from Team Trump!

https://twitter.com/duckdiver19/status/1323973247189221378

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tragician 10 points ago +10 / -0

Trust! It's in gods hands now homie.

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ModernKnight 2 points ago +2 / -0

Excellent news!

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FedExAssassin 15 points ago +15 / -0

This shit is crazy!

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DarkMemeDuck 11 points ago +11 / -0

Oh I'm sure they are aware of this. You don't play 24-D underwater reverse chess and not see this coming from 9 months away. The question is can they pull it off?

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Shakakka99 11 points ago +11 / -0

TELL YOU FATHER WE'RE ALL BEHIND HIM!

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PepePlissken 11 points ago +11 / -0

Please sticky this mods!

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RivalPipe 10 points ago +10 / -0

This is what I fucking needed to hear.

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electricboogaloo 9 points ago +9 / -0

8PyYCg tuCjzH

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TRUMPet_of_GOD 9 points ago +9 / -0

Hang people FTFY

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VTmaga 8 points ago +8 / -0

Years. They have been prepping for YEARS.

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ObongoForPrison2020 7 points ago +7 / -0

Needs a sticky!!

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SpezDispenser 7 points ago +7 / -0

Lets go Trumps! We stand with you all!

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Purple_Drank 6 points ago +6 / -0

Might as well start looking at California and New York too... we are only seeing the obvious ones, but last night they had other states (HI, WA) called for Biden with 0% reporting in...

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h203h 4 points ago +4 / -0

yup. they took all of Hillary's won states in 2016 and just gave it to biden right away.

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Redpillhope 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is the best news I've seen in 12 hours.

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philandy 5 points ago +5 / -0

3.5 years FTFY

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Omniwulf 5 points ago +5 / -0

WE THE PEOPLE have your back Mr. President! They can not be allowed to steal this. If you call on us, I believe we all will stand by your side and dismantle those beast.

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kuningus 4 points ago +4 / -0

Over the last year, I have been hearing things like this from X22Report and some others. Team Trump watched in 2018, and were preparing for this fuckery this go around. I'm thinking quick legal strikes, and it all gets sorted out. Hopefully sooner than later.

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viVbiz-bufmu1-qodmem 4 points ago +5 / -1

Honestly. God bless them.

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Greatest_adventure 4 points ago +4 / -0

Makes me feel a 'teeny bit' better. Still, I'm furious with the fuckery.

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BananaWizard 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fuck it, scorched earth, EO to unlock legal machine guns, block biden from taking power, push his ass down some stairs, have the GOP senate block biden for 4 years non-stop, we have literally nothing to lose if AZ doesn't flip and they cheated again.

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FluffiPuff 3 points ago +3 / -0

FIGHT BACK ~ FIGHT HARDER

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Indelible_Hippo 3 points ago +3 / -0

My guess is if they accounted for a “believable” ration, say 70/30 for Biden— the total vote #s would look way more sus so they just go 100% Biden? Lol

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gpcooper 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fight to the last vote.

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Theravenswillstarve 2 points ago +3 / -1

Trump team let this to happen. This was the ultimate trap.

Prove me wrong.

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no_step_on_snek 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh they're aware? Well that's nice. I'm so glad they're aware.

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XDingoX83 2 points ago +2 / -0
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Indianapede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Rek Themis and flip this.

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JackLemon 1 point ago +2 / -1

OK if that's true, then why were there no court injunctions filed? We know Rudy said they didn't file any in WI because they were told it wasnt needed and that Scott Walker and Priebus people were making sure things were running smoothly. Well obviously that wasn't the case when they stopped the count.