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dickwagger 111 points ago +115 / -4

Nope, of course not. Was that rumor true that Justin Trudoughboy offered the Canadian military to help oust Trump if he does not willingly give up the White House?

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BarrensChat 98 points ago +99 / -1

Oh shit is he gonna send all 12 of them down?

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dickwagger 66 points ago +66 / -0

Our Southwestern states' mililia could prolly take them.

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UncleTrumpsBand 37 points ago +37 / -0

You mean Dixie

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Prometheus76 23 points ago +23 / -0

We'll just point them at antifa and watch the hilarity.

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kish-kumen 7 points ago +7 / -0

The wives and children of one state's militia could probably defeat the Canadian army...

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Sf_2468 6 points ago +6 / -0

A couple of US militias should just preemptively annex Canada and then take Greenland. Manifest destiny 2020!

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Techrev 7 points ago +7 / -0

Not gonna get past my moose army to the border, anyway.

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Martin_USA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Some gay dude from Vermont with a pellet gun wearing a blindfold could take all of them. Also why the fuck is Trudeau interfering with the politics of another country.

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Tyrons_woodey 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cause truedope is a traitor and is selling us out to chy nah.

I pray Trump takes him down for involvement in the coup so we don't have to wait for an election,
Since we got screwed out of our election in Oct.

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mshecubis 14 points ago +14 / -0

Would be a shame if he sent all his bootlickers down to the US and left himself completely defenseless against those of us who are sick of his shit.

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Bullet_Tooth_Tony 50 points ago +50 / -0

LMAO! My hometown alone would clap the whole Canadian army by itself.

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Imransgarage 23 points ago +23 / -0

Stating the obvious but username checks out. Lol!

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pedefromohio 21 points ago +21 / -0

Lol I know one guy at work from Canada. He was also a mountie - he couldn't cut my breakfast sausage if I didn't sharpen the knife for him beforehand.

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VA-Pede 8 points ago +8 / -0

You make a good point, Susan!

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tootenbacher 6 points ago +6 / -0

I’m Canadian, and I can tell you that we are a nation of pussies.

Not my family, of course, we wish we were Americans.

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dogcatfud 30 points ago +30 / -0

That's a sad joke. Canadians piss and moan about the United States. Yet they conveniently forget that our military provides security to them. Thus they don't have to spend as much on their military because of it.

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dogcatfud 16 points ago +16 / -0

My dad's side of the family lives in the Greater Toronto Area. We used to go up there all the time when I was growing up. One of the things I noticed right away was GST. I was like we don't have that in the US. Now, as an adult, I know it's used to pay for all the "free stuff."

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CisSiberianOrchestra 17 points ago +17 / -0

The Canadians have pretty damn good special forces operators (IIRC, the longest -range confirmed sniper kill in history was from a Canadian special forces sniper), but the thought of the Canadian military occupying the United States is laughably absurd.

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FireannDireach 5 points ago +5 / -0

We also prop up their economy. We could kill them, just by an embargo and freezing their assets here.

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FreeJack2020 7 points ago +7 / -0

We should do it, they are basically a Chinese asset. Trudeau especially deserves to die painfully.

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FireannDireach 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, i can't take that rumor seriously. Sounds like something the crybabies on r/politics would spread around to make their hurt fee fees better.

That's a big threat right now, rumor-mongering. Crazy shit's gonna be flying everywhere. Already seeing some pop up on social media.

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ArdentGrasshopper 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yet they conveniently forget that our military provides security to them.

Keeps them safe from those fierce Alaskans and the Viking raids from Norway.

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booga 19 points ago +19 / -0

I've never heard of that rumor, but gl getting past the US military Canada.

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DarkMemeDuck 10 points ago +10 / -0

Pitter patter, let's get at 'er then.