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ThomasGiferson 65 points ago +74 / -9

Too bad the Republicans aren't. God helps those who help themselves, I've heard.

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Kolob 26 points ago +27 / -1

I hedge my prayers with donations to Project Veritas. Prayer with action is effective, witness KMac

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crimdelacrim 12 points ago +14 / -2

I’m a med student. When people tell me that they won’t take medicine and that God will give them a cure, I always say “God also gave you a brain”...well he gave them to some of us at least.

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mightyclaw 15 points ago +15 / -0

Reminds me of the famous joke:
A flood rages though a guy's neighborhood, and the water is rising fast. A fire truck struggles through the water and offers the guy a ride to safety, but he says, "No thanks, God will take care of me." Soon the water rises enough that the guy has retreat to the second floor of his house. A rescue boat comes by and offers to take him to safety. "No thanks," he says, "God will take care of me." Soon the water is so high the guy has to take refuge on the roof, with the water continuing to rise. A helicopter flies by and the pilot lowers a rope ladder, but the guy refuses to budge. "No thanks, God etc." Ultimately, the water washes the man's house away and he is drowned. He finds himself face to face with God. He complains, "God, why didn't you take care of me?" God sighs. "Well, I sent you a fire truck, a boat, and a helicopter, didn't I?"

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crimdelacrim 10 points ago +10 / -0

I’m familiar with your story because it’s the original inspiration for what I say :)

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SpaceForceMilitia 5 points ago +5 / -0

One of my favorite god jokes there

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ModernKnight 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you." -St Augustine

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ThomasGiferson 1 point ago +2 / -1

I'm not talking about rank and file Republicans. I'm talking about Republican leadership. They pretty much let this happen, either through design or else through laziness. They did not fight the Dems on using covid as an excuse for mail-in balloting. The Dems had a plan in place, obviously. They pushed covid lock downs and covid hysteria and immediately made mail-in ballots a cornerstone of their response, because they knew they could steal the election with mail-in ballots. They've done it before in California. Neither the GOP nor the Trump White House, nor Trump himself put up any serious fight against them on this, despite the fact that it was obvious what was going to happen.

The GOP even let FoxNews participate in this steal, that's how little control they have over these events. Or else, a lot of them are in on it.

The Dems owned the GOP and Trump here.

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ThomasGiferson 2 points ago +2 / -0

Your reply doesn't make sense. If China owns the Dems and the GOP, then the GOP has no control here, which is my original point. And if the Chinese own the Dems, then they might be behind the fact that the Dems owned the GOP and Trump here. The fact that Trump is "his own man" doesn't mean he wasn't owned by any combination of the Chinese, Dems, or GOP, unless you think he didn't really want to win.

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ThomasGiferson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Heh. Er, I think I figured out what the problem is here. By saying the GOP and Trump got owned by the Dems on mail-in ballots, I mean they got outmaneuvered badly, played, dominated, defeated.

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Kolob 16 points ago +16 / -0

I have been praying like crazy

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BrotherAshanti22 9 points ago +9 / -0

Everything the devil meant for evil God turned it around and made it good.

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NeilNewsNetwork 7 points ago +7 / -0

Thanks Kayleigh, this is EXACTLY what I needed to hear right now.

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Kpstyles 6 points ago +6 / -0

Amen!

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VTmaga 6 points ago +6 / -0

I was never much of a religious person, but you all even have me praying.

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JeremiahKassin 3 points ago +3 / -0

And maybe that's why this election was allowed to be this close.

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SomeGuyOnTheInternet 4 points ago +4 / -0

Deus Vult, Amen.

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Cram 3 points ago +4 / -1

I love you Kayleigh but WE are in control of our destiny and it is up to us to take it. If God wants to lend a helping hand then I won't turn it down but I'm not going to wring my hands and wait for the good Lord to bail us out.

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SpaceForceMilitia 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sell your cloak and buy a sword, for you know you will be attacked.

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Cram 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm rolling with two swords at this point.

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123lauric 3 points ago +3 / -0

yes He is!

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JustSayIt 2 points ago +3 / -1

She's clearly referring to the God Emperor of the United States.

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mightyclaw 2 points ago +2 / -0

They were boarding up windows in many cities last night. Were there a lot of riots? Were those buildings attacked?

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MapleBaconWaffles 2 points ago +2 / -0

Amen.

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ObongoForPrison2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is from last night.

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HuntersMethDealer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not sure how I feel about this tweet.

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Priopism -2 points ago +1 / -3

Ok now we’re fucked.

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DeadOverRed -4 points ago +1 / -5

It's possible God is done with America. How about we align we God, and take control too?

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Red_Princess 5 points ago +5 / -0

America is God's favorite country, he blessed us, don't ever forget that.

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DeadOverRed 3 points ago +4 / -1

God will not protect those who turn away from Him.

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thewashambro 1 point ago +1 / -0

We're the most Christian country in the world. We have a christian leader. We haven't turned our back.

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JeremiahKassin 3 points ago +3 / -0

In fact, our country had been turning toward God, insofar as I can tell. We are on the verge of ending officially sanctioned abortion. We voted to fight the Alphabet Nazis and kick crossdresser story time out of the libraries. Prayer is being restored in public spaces. We are winning the culture war, now wait until the cheating is exposed.

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DeadOverRed 1 point ago +1 / -0

We're electing men pretending to be women. It ain't good.

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Tip-O-Matic 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's right. Throughout The Bible, a lot of times, God worked through some of the most flawed individuals, like David and Saul/Paul, and I wholeheartedly believe that he is working through another flawed individual, Donald J. Trump, to bless this undeserving nation of ours.

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Tilethewall2 -5 points ago +8 / -13

Did she forget how to spell Trump?

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BS4thewin 26 points ago +28 / -2

Blasphemy doesn't help when we are praying to God for his assistance. In God We Trust. MAGA

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Troll -1 points ago +3 / -4

God sure isn't doing much about us having to live in such a degenerate age. One life to live and it's just garbage.If Biden wins, we need a civil war, but our cowardly population will just bend over and take it.

We're on the precipice of a hellish technodystopia and nobody cares. Hell, more than half the country voted for it.

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kmillz -4 points ago +3 / -7

You think people weren't praying for Trump to lose too? It doesn't matter who prays more or harder, what matters is taking actions.

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BS4thewin 4 points ago +4 / -0

I also believe that action may become necessary, but I will first and foremost always place my trust in God. He hears the prayers of the righteous according to His scripture. I think the party of abortion and oppression would not be considered that. Also, do not confuse my belief structure with being pacifistic. My ancestors have been here since the 1670's and have fought in every conflict since before the US was constituted. Civil Wars are nasty affairs and blood fights blood. The leftists want us to have a civil war so that our republic can be weakened further. Currently, restraint is still very valid. Trump has foresaw this situation for a long time and has legal battles up and running. Be patient. He is exceptionally competent. Sorry for the preach. MAGA and....do not listen to the mainstream media. They lie so much it'll make you friggin crazy.

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kmillz 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's fair and fine, I myself am not a religious guy but I do think these people were up against are evil, satanists, every enemy of all that is good and holy despite that. I am coming to that conclusion based on what I am able to observe, trust me when I tell you that faith or not it's OBVIOUS! We are up against pure evil. Same team.

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BS4thewin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Agreed! MAGA bro. We will perservere.

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C0RNP0P 3 points ago +3 / -0

The difference is we are not praying for Biden to lose, we don’t care about Biden. I pray Trump wins.

Our opposition is praying trump loses.

God Knows

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kmillz -2 points ago +1 / -3

There's no difference, it doesn't matter who is praying for what. This is like praying your team hits the game winning home run or kicks that game winning field goal. Or praying that the other guys misses lol it doesn't matter.

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C0RNP0P 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s the energy. We’re putting out good positive energy and love for trump. They are voting out of hate and spite. Big difference.

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JeremiahKassin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good and evil aren't decided by the fervency of prayers. We're praying that good will be victorious over evil. If you think that kind of prayer doesn't matter to God, you haven't been properly introduced.

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thewashambro 1 point ago +1 / -0

You think people weren't praying for Trump to lose

Like who? I can sure as hell bet they weren't actually Christian.

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slammervic [S] -4 points ago +4 / -8

Same person

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thewashambro 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shut the fuck up, you people are the reason we're not having a landslide. Blasphemy isn't going to help get God on our side.