Approximately 500k ballots outstanding, likely to go Trump 70/30 based on the first couple of ballot dump results.
These are historically red counties outstanding.
Need to wait for the remaining ballot dumps.
If you stay up late (midnight or later) you may see some good news, or potentially we need to wait until tomorrow.
I'm also on the call guys, totally real.
An Arizona ballot just flew over my house!
An Arizona ballot just slapped a plate of chicken tendies out of my hands!!! 👿
I won't be repeating it. My wife and I sold our wedding and engagement rings to buy guns and gun training courses. We won't let them take our Arizona ballots some day. We all need to train ourselves to protect our ballots before it's too late. It sucks that I wake up crying every day now because this is our world. I wasn't meant to be a poll watcher, I was a cheese maker. I made fucking cheese. But now I'm a poll watcher thrown into some Kim Jong election remake god it's awful
G- GUYS? I HEAR SIRENS GOING OFF
I found an AZ ballot in one of my empty hard drive spaces all the way out here in South Dakota.
Huh huh. Yeah. I just pulled an Arizona state ballot... Out of my butt! Huh huh
Can I sleep on your couch? So I can live in a free state instead of this crappy one?
Me too. Shoot! Thought I was on mute. Did everyone hear me flush?
Jim, this is bob, you left the coffee pot on again.
Please ask them why the hell last few votes take so damn long to count!