We need to shore up support for our media outlets. We need more media outlets. Websites, movies, whatnot for the redneck based bastard pedes (hello, you filthy animals) and the green-haired fuckers (that's, essentially, me) who don't want to be beheaded, thrown from rooftops or have their right to freely express themselves questioned. We all love this country dearly, love the West, and want stronger borders and immigration laws, and not to be pitted against other Americans! This should've been a fucking blow-out.

But yes: we won!