Homeless guy takes the cue, continues down the street a ways and passes out on a pile of newspapers and empty Colt-45 bottles.
Believing the coast to be clear, Caddy dude loads two Igloo coolers, filled to the brim with freshly printed yet remarkably unsticky ballots, onto a Radio Flyer wagon.
As Wagon dude begins to wheel the wagon down the sidewalk towards the polling station, he believes he's home free.
That slinked down low in the 1997 Dodge Neon across the street is an intrepid young man, lets just call him "Jimmy OK", steadying a Sony Handycam upon his each and every move!
Although giving the impression of a boyish young man you might walk by in a suburban grocery store, Jimmy OK was no angel himself. In another life, he once worked as a hardnosed pimp, mercilessly forcing his stable of young phillies to take care of their "mistakes" at the local Planned Parenthood.
Eventually tiring of the small time hustle, he horned into a well-known vote fraud organization, and even once found himself hobnobbing in the office of a US Senator. But the Lord had other plans for Jimmy, leading him to cross paths with a mentor, known on the streets as "Bright Bart," who changed his life.
Now, energized by the righteous fire of a man on a mission, Jimmy OK has returned to the gritty haunts of his past to make things right, to make the mean streets honest again.
.....cue the 1989 Cadillac de Ville pulling up out back and popping its' trunk open......
With a subwoofer cranked up to the point of the vehicle shaking.
A half-drunk homeless guy saunters by...
"Hey! Wat you two guys doin' there?"
Caddy dude looks over to Wagon dude, pulls out a pistol, and looks back at Homeless guy
"You don't know, and you don't want to know!"
Homeless guy takes the cue, continues down the street a ways and passes out on a pile of newspapers and empty Colt-45 bottles.
Believing the coast to be clear, Caddy dude loads two Igloo coolers, filled to the brim with freshly printed yet remarkably unsticky ballots, onto a Radio Flyer wagon.
As Wagon dude begins to wheel the wagon down the sidewalk towards the polling station, he believes he's home free.
But little does he know...
That slinked down low in the 1997 Dodge Neon across the street is an intrepid young man, lets just call him "Jimmy OK", steadying a Sony Handycam upon his each and every move!
Although giving the impression of a boyish young man you might walk by in a suburban grocery store, Jimmy OK was no angel himself. In another life, he once worked as a hardnosed pimp, mercilessly forcing his stable of young phillies to take care of their "mistakes" at the local Planned Parenthood.
Eventually tiring of the small time hustle, he horned into a well-known vote fraud organization, and even once found himself hobnobbing in the office of a US Senator. But the Lord had other plans for Jimmy, leading him to cross paths with a mentor, known on the streets as "Bright Bart," who changed his life.
Now, energized by the righteous fire of a man on a mission, Jimmy OK has returned to the gritty haunts of his past to make things right, to make the mean streets honest again.
The shaking helps keep those freshly printed ballots from sticking together......:)
Brilliant! Ghetto ingenuity at it's finest!
The dealer in my old ghetto neighborhood kept his stash inside his subwoofer.
Ah, the old "shake, rattle, and roll"
ROFL
Blastin' some Rick James fo' sho'
LOL!