Holy shit. My wife Jill came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and a new pair of Depends. I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my wife but I'm literally in shock from Corn Pop being such a bad dude. I feel just like when the kids are touching my hairy legs. Why the fucking fuck am I losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe China is so corrupt. I want a pudding cup and a nap. I want to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought I was polling well???? This is so fucked.