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Skabliggum2 47 points ago +47 / -0

Dead American here. I died in 1932 and it's very disheartening to know my vote for Biden in 2020 may eventually be disqualified.

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ShwoopDaddy 7 points ago +8 / -1

Go see a Voodoo Priest. If they can resurrect you then it will count.

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darknut21 2 points ago +3 / -1

Nah just find one of those tiktok witches or vegan crystal healers.

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Skabliggum2 0 points ago +1 / -1

I got briefly resurrected in '67, but some asshole priest holy watered my ass back to the afterlife.