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Americanism [S] 99 points ago +101 / -2

This is the equiv of sleeping with a prostitute then refusing to pay her. What is she going to do, call the cops? You just CHAD the contested states with the nuclear option and then biden loses. He cannot possibly request a recount or audit in the courts without exposing his own corruption further. EPIC GAMER MOMENT

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WowStrongWinning 70 points ago +70 / -0

Well then her Pimp would come after you. Luckily for us, Lil’ Pimp is on our side.

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Two_Scoops__ 37 points ago +37 / -0

this fuckin timeline

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novacav 22 points ago +22 / -0

Lmao

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CornpopsRainBarrel 12 points ago +12 / -0

Luckily for us, Lil’ Pimp is on our side.

I wish we could say the same about Little Marco. He at one point upgraded to Medium Marco, but then shrank back down again.

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brutustyberius 7 points ago +7 / -0

Total fucking cunt.

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MegoThor 3 points ago +3 / -0

Shrinkage.

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PeaceThroughStrength 3 points ago +3 / -0

Senator Maximo Alvarez has a real good ring to it.

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JamesBond007 6 points ago +6 / -0

The Artist Formerly Know as "Lil Pump" will be known by the MAGA Lion symbol

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SomeGuyOnTheInternet 11 points ago +11 / -0

When Trump sleeps with a prostitute he gets the hooker to pay him, literally, just ask Stormy Daniels.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 5 points ago +6 / -1

You refuse to pay the prostitute, then her pimp and his goons show up to beat the shit out of you until you come up with the money you owe.

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Philhelm 1 point ago +1 / -0

Almost. With Trump the prostitute would pay for the encounter.

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NoTimeToBleed 44 points ago +45 / -1

A president can't just claim contested states and expect that to stick if the certified results, however suspicious, say otherwise. That's a PR move with no legal weight.

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Americanism [S] 18 points ago +23 / -5

nah, nuclear option in the event of a contested state. Trump wins, fuck these nerds, gimmie dat

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NoTimeToBleed 36 points ago +36 / -0

Here's what needs to happen before he does that:

  1. Lose according to the "official" results.
  2. Go to court with reams of credible evidence of fraud to challenge results.
  3. Lose in court on something I can't imagine.
  4. Now, now we go nuclear Article 2 in the state legislatures of MI, WI and PA.

We're not even at step 1 yet.

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drchao 22 points ago +22 / -0

Beautiful summary. A civil war may solve a lot of things in this country, like the indoctrination and fake need media.

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Unbent 8 points ago +8 / -0

Don't call it civil war, it's trial by combat!

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NoTimeToBleed 7 points ago +7 / -0

https://twitter.com/LarrySchweikart/status/1324337773185134592

https://constitution.congress.gov/constitution/article-2/

Article II

Section 1

The executive Power shall be vested in a President of the United States of America. He shall hold his Office during the Term of four Years, and, together with the Vice President, chosen for the same Term, be elected, as follows

Each State shall appoint, in such Manner as the Legislature thereof may direct, a Number of Electors, equal to the whole Number of Senators and Representatives to which the State may be entitled in the Congress

In other words, the state legislatures in MI, WI and PA, all Republican controlled btw, can on their own initiative name the state Electoral College electors. If the bullshit gets piled too high and Trump can't get relief from the courts, this is the nuclear option. All three legislatures can name pro-Trump electors if there's too much fraud to do this normally. They vote Trump when the Electoral College meets. Game over.

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memespectator 4 points ago +4 / -0

I heard they can also decide to not send electors and then have a process in the House of Reps. Can you elaborate?

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Smubbs 3 points ago +3 / -0

???

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Two_Scoops__ 2 points ago +2 / -0

what does it mean?

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Smubbs 4 points ago +4 / -0

lol it’s a 4chan joke Step 4: ???

Step 5: profit

To answer your question. Not sure. Just google article 2

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Junkevil 1 point ago +1 / -0

South park joke actually, from the underpants gnomes.

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DrCowboyPresident 6 points ago +6 / -0

The States declare who won the state, how is he going to unilaterally get the state to declare for him instead?

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Cakes4077 3 points ago +3 / -0

The state legislature decide who gets the electoral votes for their state. WI, MI, and PA all have Republican legislatures.

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slaphappy2 14 points ago +14 / -0

I believe the Secretary of State of each state certifies the election - if they are Democrats they will not care what Trump says.

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Cakes4077 3 points ago +3 / -0

But the state legislature decides who get the electors. WI, MI, and PA all have Republican legislatures.

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slaphappy2 2 points ago +2 / -0

I actually said this several hours ago here :

https://thedonald.win/p/11PpFuNxjw/trump-can-win-without-the-electo/

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ObongoForPrison2020 7 points ago +7 / -0

This isn't a game of "Called it!"

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Americanism [S] 13 points ago +14 / -1

You misunderstand, he has nuclear options in each state. There are 4 contested red states, he can work with state legislation to use this option to declare victory in GA, PA, AZ, NC. this wins the election.

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2A_is_the_best_A 5 points ago +5 / -0

Claiming is just about posturing before a judge, but has no real effect on anything.

The supervisor of elections in each state will certify results saying one party won. That's what has to be challenged in court. (before they certify and after they certify).

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Siteless_Vagrant 5 points ago +5 / -0

He already did claim 'em. Didn't he?

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Trump2024 4 points ago +4 / -0

No, his tweet claimed Georgia, North Carolina and Pennsylvania. Then the afterthought claimed Michigan too.

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Salty888 5 points ago +5 / -0

3D chess move!

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gamingthisandthat 4 points ago +4 / -0

Trump team will get this whole election to the SC where they will rule in his favor due to illegality. This will force a recount of all major states, which will uncover the fraud and remove fraudulent ballots. The democrats fucked up so badly by doing this in more than one state.

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ReignOfTyphon 4 points ago +4 / -0

That is what I have been saying...sunlight is the ultimate disinfectant against wuflu and fraud.

They could loose everything in a legitimate recount.

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sketchy_at_best 4 points ago +4 / -0

As far as I know, there's no way to force an audit. Recounts are worthless, except maybe a handful of absentee ballots. Even then, it's not the fraudulent ballots that are getting tossed, it's more likely to be real voters that didn't know wtf they were doing.

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ekos640 3 points ago +3 / -0

But claiming doesn't tie the state electors to that vote for that candidate

Biden would just claim as his as well instead of asking for a recount

Doesn't really matter who calls for the recount really

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JaquesoCheese 3 points ago +3 / -0

A candidate “claiming” states is meaningless. It’s up to the state and their electors to cast their electoral votes.

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HillarysBeef 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is exactly what I’ve been thinking. They are going to play the public opinion card bc that’s all they have

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PhilipeNegro 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is what I like to call a "Pro Gamer Move".

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FLIBS 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, I don't think it works this way....

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steini1904 2 points ago +2 / -0

Of course Biden can risk a recount. Not unlikely they kept destroying ballots cast by Republicans even after they had already been counted, expecting a recount to happen.

The election needs to be redone, with military presence, exclusively in-person voting, uniquely numbered paper ballots and UV paint you do have to dip both your thumbs into before putting your ballot directly into a sealed ballot box.

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dixond 1 point ago +1 / -0

What matters is not who claims a state, but what results are certified.

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drchao 2 points ago +2 / -0

Neither controls the courts (I think) in which case the court's rulings will hopefully be fair

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Finnigantoflannigan 1 point ago +1 / -0

I thought he did that already.

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nachtliche 1 point ago +1 / -0

But they've both already claimed the contested states... and the corrupt dem run states are going to call it for Biden. Not sure how any of that is going to work from Trump, especially when the 3 big networks just cut of his press conference.

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