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NimbleNavigator2019 25 points ago +28 / -3

Holy shit. The Wisconsin ballots came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at The Badger State and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of its hand. The ballots started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on them. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to the 200% of registered voters but I'm literally in shock from the results on Election Day yesterday today this week. I feel like I'm going to explode. Where the fucking fuck are these only-voted-for-President-and-no-other-office ballots coming from? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is going to sell out to China. I want a future to believe in. I want totally open borders, no fracking, energy dependence on the Middle East, and the Green New Deal. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, Cocaine Mitch and faggot Lindsey Graham got re-elected???? This is so fucked.

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citizenmoon 1 point ago +1 / -0

:Throws own nuggies as well:

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