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posted ago by LurkNoMore +740 / -0

I just took a 4 AM dump myself. It was 100% pro-Biden. Case closed.

I just took a 4 AM dump myself. It was 100% pro-Biden. Case closed.
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knnbccb 9 points ago +9 / -0

You must have had a heavy supper.

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LurkNoMore [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Indeed. Looked like Kamala, smelled like Joe, and had the same intellect and moral fiber of the common democrat.

I verified the paperwork, too. Signature matched.

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shadypollster 7 points ago +7 / -0

KEK <-------

KEK

KEK

KEK

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Chochlik 3 points ago +4 / -1

I can fact check this for you.

4am we have long standing proof that 4am occurs every morning. Fact

100% is all of something. Fact

Case closed. Means this is done. Fact

So nothing questionable here just plain accurate facts.

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Harambesbegottenson 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fox News has just verified, through 3rd party fact checkers, that your facts are indeed, facts, and that is factual.

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LurkNoMore [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

That there is more facts than I had flushing attempts... by one.

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Harambesbegottenson 2 points ago +2 / -0

too much fiber buddy

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LurkNoMore [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Absolutely. But I figured the rum and spicy curry would offset the fiber. I was wrong... but the result was pure Kamala. I made sure no observers could verify it by putting cardboard up in the bathroom window.

Wife asked what I was doing. Told her I was shitposting.

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Harambesbegottenson 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol

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