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posted ago by Scfs123 ago by Scfs123 +893 / -0
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DingoDantheTrumpman 21 points ago +21 / -0

They dont call him the turtle for nothing.

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ObamasLooseButthole 12 points ago +12 / -0

He was out of coke for a few days.

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Pedeville 3 points ago +3 / -0

just got a new shipment, had to check if you could binge it or if you would OD. customers safety always first

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Hymnal1776 11 points ago +11 / -0

Cocaine Mitch!!!!!

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pmurTJdlanoD 2 points ago +2 / -0

In that vein it’s a good sign they’re starting to speak up, must be writing on the wall.

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MemeWarVeteran69 8 points ago +8 / -0

Cocaine Mitch has entered the arena

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ShwoopDaddy 6 points ago +6 / -0

Never been a big fan of Mitch but maybe now the Republicans will start defending Trump

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BucDan 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm going to assume he saw the evidence, thus came out of his political turtle shell.

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completethrowaway 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lindsey Graham was saying that the Senate Republicans were gonna be briefed on Saturday by the Trump campaign. He knew about it. There's more going on behind the scenes.

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Phil_DeGraves 5 points ago +5 / -0

We'd better hope the Saturday briefing is titled "CRYPTOGRAPHICALLY-SIGNED, UNIQUE-ID SECRET BALLOT WATERMARKS FUN TIME" or we're probably fucked.

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Pepbrandt 4 points ago +4 / -0

If this guy's gives us the GEOTUS haircut and tan, I'm allllllmost backing him for 2024 for some swamp against swamp action.

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KristiNoemFaceFuck 3 points ago +3 / -0

THANK YOU MITCH, WE WILL NEED YOU!

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Phil_DeGraves 2 points ago +2 / -0

Every legal vote should be counted. Any illegally-submitted ballots must not. All sides must get to observe the process.

Great idea, Mitch. How are we going to magically separate the good from the bad ballots, after these fuckheads mixed them, threw away outer envelopes with signatures, and various other forms or IRREVERSIBLE LOSS OF INFORMATION about ballot authenticity?

Crystal ball, Mitch? Is that how we do it?

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Pedeville 1 point ago +1 / -0

count whats left. if trump wins he wins, if he loses he wins. Im fine with that

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Kek_Priest_Wunderbar 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wonder if there was any truth in the anti counterfeiting story

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Phil_DeGraves 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wonder if there was any truth in the anti counterfeiting story

Even if it's true, it's of limited value, as many of the fake/invalid votes were filled out on REAL (but unused) ballots. So all the magic "isotope ink" and "watermarks" and "precise paper formulation" crap would be 100% perfect, but the actual vote is fake because it was some corrupt Dem poll worker taking a real ballot for Fred Smith who died last year or moved out of the state two years ago (and didn't tell the state), and he just grabs a pen and fills it out "for" Fred Smith.

All it proves is if someone printed runs of new counterfeit ballots.

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Pedeville 2 points ago +2 / -0

atleast lindsey donated some tax payer money

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tsacian 1 point ago +1 / -0

The reason the vote count is moving slowly is to limit time to do a recount and find fraudulent votes. States have laws requiring validation within specific time periods. Now that the initial vote has taken up a lot of that time, it will be harder to correct and even slower to move through the courts.

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pandugadu 1 point ago +1 / -0

is he going to do anything to ensure that happens

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Phil_DeGraves 2 points ago +2 / -0

is he going to do anything to ensure that happens

How can he, when information about which ballots are good and which are bad has often been irreversibly lost?

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UnwaveringDefiance 1 point ago +1 / -0

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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NoApologyTour 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s astounding that anyone could dispute this statement.