1. This annoying sentence: "I love seeing TRUMP lose, it's my daily medicine, my weekly energy, my monthly inspiration and my yearly motivation. His loss is the only reason i'm still alive, i was born to love and enjoy the failure that he has achieved."

and

2. Person A says "there's fraud over them thar hills" and the response is something similar to "So a R politician in a R state is committing fraud. yEaH RiGhT, sUrE ThEy aRe!"

Seriously though, how much longer can mystery ballot counting go on for?