23 How many years do you get for tampering with mail? posted 162 days ago by RedditModsTossMe 162 days ago by RedditModsTossMe +23 / -0 2 comments share 2 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (2) sorted by: top new old worst ▲ 2 ▼ – thunderpussy 2 points 162 days ago +2 / -0 Is the perpetrator a Democrat or Republican? If it is a Democrat, you will get a Nobel prize and no prison time. If you are a Republican, you will get the death sentence, and your family destroyed, your house burned, your dog shot, your wife raped, and your family Bible stolen. permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – deleted 1 point 162 days ago +1 / -0
Is the perpetrator a Democrat or Republican?
If it is a Democrat, you will get a Nobel prize and no prison time.
If you are a Republican, you will get the death sentence, and your family destroyed, your house burned, your dog shot, your wife raped, and your family Bible stolen.