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posted ago by ghost_of_aswartz ago by ghost_of_aswartz +457 / -0

Disclaimer: This post is for entertainment purposes only. No lawbreaking is suggested, encouraged, endorsed or tacitly consented. This post is a work of fiction


Peaceful Protests

Remember: it's not a rally. It's not terrorism. It's not a riot. It's a peaceful protest


Drive into a traffic parade, Wait for the Jam, and Then Abandon the vehicle

Remember: the left shut down highways and were not punished. Not at all. This strategy is different, because it has PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY.

(The same thing protecting hunter and joe biden)

  1. Trump caravan surrounds beltway, once jammed, people start to walk out of their vehicles. They're parking on the beltway, so they can protest elsewhere, like in the public transportation

  2. There will be Throwaway Trump vehicles, cheap used cars that are parked off at weird angles on the shoulder, so emergency vehicles can't get through

  3. Uh Oh! the cheap cars were chained together by multiple chains, and their wheels were taken off and the cars are just sitting there like slabs of metal. Wait, are those guys WELDING girders onto those vehicles? Lol!

  4. They will need to bring in cranes, thermal lances to move these things, it's just a big cluster pile of metal now. Normal tow trucks won't work, no wheels!

  5. You do this at several points. DC's beltway is shut down now, possibly for weeks and months, not days. Imagine if everyone took off their wheels and then loaded them into one vehicle and drove off with them

  6. Make sure you use throway vehicles and don't worry about filling up your tank before you go. Don't worry about bumper stickers. Trump flags are fine, but take them with you when you leave

  7. The plausible deniability is that you were stuck in a traffic jam and had to find a bathroom and had to go somewhere and had a medical emergency. Get it?

The jam IS the reason to exit the vehicle, especially after waiting for 3 hours...

  1. Legally, leaving your vehicle is a HUMAN right, but it's also a right as a citizen. You cannot be deprived of free movement, and it's illegal for a person to detain another person--it's called unlawful detainer

You have no right to detain YOURSELF (or others in that situation)

Thus you're legally allowed to abandon your vehicle in this situation.


Round two

It just so happens that some of these Trump supporters did not get stuck in the jam. They were at surface level streets going elsewhere and they were able to "rescue" large numbers of people and take them into public transportation

(another plausible deniability)

This is why there are now thousands and thousands of Trump supporters jamming up public transportation.


Round three

Some of these people take a ride to Congress, and are able to peacefully protest there, along with Oathkeepers and constitutionalists, who are there to enforce the Consitution and they will not take no for an answer regarding demanding that the election be canceled due to nationwide fraud, and be done over, recounted, and every single vote

PUBLICLY AUDITED

This is so important that anonymity is over. If we cannot trace every single ballot to the person, and confirm their vote, publicly, then we will declare NO president winner in this election, and the election is nullified

We will then have to have the election over again in March, when Covid is over

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Ridiculousposter 15 points ago +16 / -1

I love this idea.

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ghost_of_aswartz [S] 7 points ago +8 / -1

Why thank you

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Ridiculousposter -1 points ago +1 / -2

You are just mad someone took the time to think of something and you didn't.

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Ridiculousposter 1 point ago +2 / -1

That's pretty irrelevant.

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HumasTaint 13 points ago +13 / -0

If police challenge them they can just chant blm, no worries.

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dukeofdoorcounty 10 points ago +11 / -1

Just stop delivering food to DC, Atlanta, Milwaukee, Philadelphia, and Phoenix.

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bleh19799791 8 points ago +8 / -0

Much easier to get cars to just block the roads with a peaceful car chain.

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Dgilles111 3 points ago +3 / -0

Tannerite can fuckup a highway.

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Drgreygoose02 8 points ago +9 / -1

This is a fucking great idea, get it to Steaks!

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BigIronBigIron 1 point ago +2 / -1

A few months from now this may be the least of your worries.

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FightingPatriot17 2 points ago +2 / -0
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Retroreactive 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hold the peaceful rallies as was done before the voting. Boat and car rallies, but blocking emergency vehicles and blocking the roads for ordinary citizens going about their business just gets people annoyed and you end up with Antifa type situations.

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UsernameChecksOutt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shill. Don't let this guy plant this seed here.

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bleh19799791 1 point ago +2 / -1

Step one, buy shitcar for $500 from a used car place. Drive it with the dealer tag. Stop on beltway and take the tag. Walk to airport or Uber home.

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Dgilles111 -4 points ago +1 / -5

Just steal a car from a leftist.

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bleh19799791 2 points ago +2 / -0

We don't want to break laws.

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Dgilles111 0 points ago +1 / -1

The left does

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ChickNorris 2 points ago +2 / -0

we aren't them.

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Scumbag-reddit 1 point ago +1 / -0

You have to go further and block travel to Reagan Airport and any other airport in DC to prevent the sewer rats from scattering.

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Dgilles111 2 points ago +3 / -1

God god.

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BarrBQ 1 point ago +5 / -4

Number 2 not cool. Emergency vehicles don't get fucked with. We are not Antifa.

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Dgilles111 1 point ago +2 / -1

Thank you brother. You have no idea the hope your comment gives me. Im starting to lose faith here.

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Dgilles111 0 points ago +2 / -2

Thats why were losing. No fucking quarter.

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BarrBQ 1 point ago +1 / -0

No quarter for ambulances and firetrucks? How very Patriotic of you.

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Dgilles111 0 points ago +1 / -1

I know. I should turn on the game and chill out. I like it from both ends.

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Lioncat331 0 points ago +1 / -1

Love it! 😻

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SteveHuffmansTeeth 0 points ago +1 / -1

If it was organized soon it would be 3 lanes deep too

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Dgilles111 -1 points ago +1 / -2

Read the comments around here about civil disobedience - most conservatives are complacent with marxism and just want to watch football. There will never, ever, ever be a civil war.