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Sigma 167 points ago +169 / -2

And by rope we mean GARAGE PULLS.

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No_Malarkey_Joe 30 points ago +30 / -0

Or your dog

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NomadicKrow 25 points ago +25 / -0

We'd never threaten anyone irl. Minecraft, though. I'll burn an entire country to the fucking dirt if my liberty is threatened.

But that's how you play minecraft.

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HCQaddict -3 points ago +3 / -6

It's secret squirrel shit that the fbi made up to make it seem appropriate to talk about terrorism and make it seem family friendly. It doesn't work. It isn't funny.

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Isolated_Patriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

We're all on the shit list no matter what.

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AsshoeCommies 18 points ago +18 / -0

FBI wants to: Know your location

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Sigma 15 points ago +16 / -1

Between Natalie Biden’s feet 👌

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LockeThePatriot 18 points ago +18 / -0

FBI wants to: Forget we ever asked

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Two_Scoops__ 5 points ago +5 / -0

Topkek

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HCQaddict 8 points ago +8 / -0

seriously fuck the fbi

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ReeeeeeFundthePolice 10 points ago +10 / -0

Give them enough rope and they will make a garage pull

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Salt-N-Pepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or be The Clash

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KungFlu 8 points ago +8 / -0

Kek

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