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the_big_cheef 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s working exactly how it was designed to work. They designed it to happen randomly enough to not raise suspicion. If discovered their response is “oh wow what a random crazy glitch in the software!! Crazy right?! We’re like.. DEFINITELY gonna do some maintenance on the software so it doesn’t happen again mkay? Run along, retarded layperson who barely understands anything related to computers! This is totally normal, plenty of software has glitches ALL THE TIME, go back to sleep before you strain that lil brain of yours thinkin of outlandish conspiracy theories! Shoot I oughta call you Alex Jones haha 😀!”

immediately gets on phone

SHUT IT DOWN ERASE ALL EVIDENCE THEY KNOW