Honestly I wouldn't even do absentee because they would fuck that up too. The only voters that should be able to vote remotly are military stationed overseas and in that case they vote on base. Those ballots are saved to send back later to make sure they don't "disappear" and the totals are sent over instead.
Anyone else? Make a plan to get your ass into a line because you can be there.
Early voting shouldn't be legal, either. If you can't bother to make it to the polls on election day, your vote must not be that important to you. We'll make it a Federal Holiday, just to make it easier.
Honestly I wouldn't even do absentee because they would fuck that up too. The only voters that should be able to vote remotly are military stationed overseas and in that case they vote on base. Those ballots are saved to send back later to make sure they don't "disappear" and the totals are sent over instead.
Anyone else? Make a plan to get your ass into a line because you can be there.
In my state, early voting is considered absentee. It's like you show up, fill out your "absentee" ballot, and drop it in the machine all at once.
Early voting shouldn't be legal, either. If you can't bother to make it to the polls on election day, your vote must not be that important to you. We'll make it a Federal Holiday, just to make it easier.