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HumasTaint 8 points ago +8 / -0

Pull a Toobin.

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deleted 4 points ago +4 / -0
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marsajane1949 6 points ago +6 / -0

Leave the call

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marsajane1949 3 points ago +3 / -0

let them celebrate. They always celebrate to early. You will be able to soon. Trust me

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howabsolutelydareyou 5 points ago +5 / -0

Let them bask and feel bad for them on Monday. Also, ONLY refer to Bien as "Media-Elect President Biden" from here on out

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shadypollster 5 points ago +6 / -1

Meh. Just nut up.

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Iamnotademocrat1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol....remember to be kind to them when they find out it is not true...better invest in kleenix...just smile at them...they are your family....be kind to them they are evidently not awake yet. that is all. I have family who think I am bonkers but I love them anyway....buh you are mexican prima why do you still think he is the President...I remind them we are American..I just smile....it is ok...the calmer you are when Trump's vote come back they will have to face the truth or continue with their sleep.......hope this helps...I still love my family and they love me.

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Pikes985 4 points ago +4 / -0

Let them have their fun. As the days stretch out and the evidence of fraud becomes a mountain, then you can gloat. Schadenfreude is a wonderful thing.

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9moreyears 4 points ago +4 / -0

Find the hang-up button and push it.

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elsabio 3 points ago +3 / -0

Tell them to go fuck themselves... well, that's what I would do anyway.

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dataonly 3 points ago +3 / -0

OK, FOLLOW ME ON THIS CAREFULLY:

  • Hang Up

  • Turn of Computer

  • Grab the golf clubs

  • Head to the range for practice. Work on short game and putting. Spend most time on long lag putts. Must get to less than 3' consistently. That is the best way to shave strokes.

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Indomitable_IX 3 points ago +3 / -0

oh man sorry, my wifi cut out

daarrrrnnn

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mayjailer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Show them your power level. We have nothing to lose now.

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lanre 3 points ago +3 / -0

Tell them to stop celebrating Russia hacking our election. They're being fooled by Russian propaganda.

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FollowTheLight 3 points ago +3 / -0

Will there even be a zoom call when our guy wins? You'll be left hanging. Don't torture yourself...technical difficulties.

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HidinginNY 3 points ago +3 / -0

My parents are practically doing the same right now. Slapped on my headphones and fired up Warframe for the PC. The autism of Grind Simulator 2020 distracts me just enough.

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MAGA_Marine 2 points ago +2 / -0

I feel you I just had to post a message to all my friends and family to tell everyone to calm the fuck down that nothing is over until the election is finalized then posted a picture of Truman holding the "Dewey Defeats Truman" paper.

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N900mixalot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sun Tzu: "Never interrupt your opponent while he is in the middle of making a mistake."

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TrumpSteak 1 point ago +1 / -0

Record it so you can let them enjoy it again when Trump secures his landslide victory.

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jimzumaca 1 point ago +1 / -0

Blame Big Tech for creating a crappy OS and application when it “crashes”.

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Joe_Btfsplk 1 point ago +1 / -0

See how confident they are. Offer some bets.

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Cminc 1 point ago +1 / -0

Id drop facts like 'greater amount of votes than anyone in history. You dont care that many of them came from dead people?'