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gamexa 25 points ago +25 / -0

Yeah, after Pope Francis, I wouldn't be surprised if bears don't even shit in the woods anymore.

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nufosmatic 16 points ago +16 / -0

Bear found dead in woods; died of constipation. Ruled an act of God.

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ippwndu 5 points ago +5 / -0

People will be able to clap and hold their beer at the same time.

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Tardigrade 5 points ago +5 / -0

I knew those weird Charmin commercials were somehow foretelling the apocalypse.