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GitmObama 213 points ago +217 / -4

I hate Minecraft, but I will play if that's all I got.

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NO_RIGGER_ZONE 112 points ago +114 / -2

Sometimes you have to protect the server from those pesky minecraft hackers.

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ThatOneGuyQmart 27 points ago +27 / -0

Ya gotta watch out for those mindless zombie hoards and the sniffing creepers. Good thing we are good at playing minecraft

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ParadigmShift2070 6 points ago +6 / -0

Cool it with antivillagic remarks

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QuickMaths 37 points ago +38 / -1

Clearly I missed something, why do people keep mentioning minecraft?

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Cheske 102 points ago +103 / -1

Because you can’t kill a politician. That’s illegal. In fact saying you wanted to kill a politician is illegal. But if I said: “We should get together and murder communists, starting with Hillary Clinton, in my Minecraft server, of course.” We’ll, that’s a different story.

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Meddlesom 43 points ago +43 / -0

Is there tar and feathers in minecraft?

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Cheske 31 points ago +31 / -0

You better believe it!

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spicy_deluxe 14 points ago +14 / -0

You can build whatever you want in minecraft

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Law596 11 points ago +11 / -0

I wonder what the military will do when we start playing minecraft. As long as they either dont play or in our team we got this.

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KekistanPM 5 points ago +5 / -0

There are also boats in minecraft. I lost all my weapons when I had an accident in mine. Those darn account glitches.

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Sigma 14 points ago +14 / -0

This keeps up i just might start playing Minecraft and name my avatar Nancy Pelosi and just let it perma afk while i shitpost on TDW.

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Cheske 9 points ago +9 / -0

We meet in the backroom of the Hot Topic in the Mall of America. The password is “sic semper tyrannus.”

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_Trunalimunumaprzure 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thank you for explaining this

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M8kMdlErthGr8Again 1 point ago +1 / -0

Y'all let me know how that holds up in court.

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ThoughtExperiment 27 points ago +27 / -0

Because its perfectly legal to round up and kill the dems, the media, the feminists and the trannies...

...in the popular videogame, Minecraft.

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doug2 7 points ago +7 / -0

We get those faggors irl

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EpicPede 3 points ago +4 / -1

he just said that...

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Paul_Revere 5 points ago +5 / -0

the dems, the media, the feminists and the trannies

You're repeating yourself.

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Musicbymuzak 35 points ago +36 / -1

Because we don't condone violence in real life. Just in video games. ONLY in video games.

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Luckyftw 19 points ago +19 / -0

I just found this out yesterday. It's a way to say something hypothetically without a black van showing up outside your house. "Let's hang these fuckers!... In mine raft"

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EpicPede 5 points ago +5 / -0

based

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Rreidy8286 8 points ago +8 / -0

Im told that PA just found another 200k ballots........... From a minecraft server.......... They were not observed by rep poll watchers.

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ModsBanPaleos 17 points ago +17 / -0

Nobody wants to minecraft. But if they force our hand they will find out.

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JacktheMan 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yes they will soon know true fear, trembling as our terror approaches

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an_alpha_male_ 5 points ago +5 / -0

I’m ready. Are all y’all?

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ModsBanPaleos 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wish i had a better kit but im sure if i turned over titles to my vehicles to buddies they would fit me out

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DJT_JR6544 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can we make helicopters in minecraft? Minecraft Steve did nothing wrong.

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Worldtraveler0405 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'll play Call Of Duty or Medal of Honor.

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