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QuickMaths 37 points ago +38 / -1

Clearly I missed something, why do people keep mentioning minecraft?

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Cheske 102 points ago +103 / -1

Because you can’t kill a politician. That’s illegal. In fact saying you wanted to kill a politician is illegal. But if I said: “We should get together and murder communists, starting with Hillary Clinton, in my Minecraft server, of course.” We’ll, that’s a different story.

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Meddlesom 43 points ago +43 / -0

Is there tar and feathers in minecraft?

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Cheske 31 points ago +31 / -0

You better believe it!

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Christineblaseyford 29 points ago +29 / -0

I love you motherfuckers.

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Barack-Obama2 6 points ago +8 / -2

Are there big penises in Minecraft? If so I will play 24/7.

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spicy_deluxe 14 points ago +14 / -0

You can build whatever you want in minecraft

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Law596 11 points ago +11 / -0

I wonder what the military will do when we start playing minecraft. As long as they either dont play or in our team we got this.

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friendofno1 4 points ago +5 / -1

Sadly, the Military will probably help shutdown our Minecraft accounts shortly after logging in. Can’t depend on them to join our server and help build cool stuff. We will have to have fun without them.

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KekistanPM 5 points ago +5 / -0

There are also boats in minecraft. I lost all my weapons when I had an accident in mine. Those darn account glitches.

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bubadmt 3 points ago +3 / -0

It uses the new Unreal Dominion engine so that's why. It's a feature, not a glitch.

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Sigma 14 points ago +14 / -0

This keeps up i just might start playing Minecraft and name my avatar Nancy Pelosi and just let it perma afk while i shitpost on TDW.

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Cheske 9 points ago +9 / -0

We meet in the backroom of the Hot Topic in the Mall of America. The password is “sic semper tyrannus.”

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MagaroniNCheese 5 points ago +5 / -0

Kek. Fast forward to me yelling SIC SEMPER TYRANNUS at the employees-only room at the local Hot Topic until the mall cops haul me off for disturbing the peace.

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_Trunalimunumaprzure 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thank you for explaining this

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M8kMdlErthGr8Again 1 point ago +1 / -0

Y'all let me know how that holds up in court.

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ThoughtExperiment 27 points ago +27 / -0

Because its perfectly legal to round up and kill the dems, the media, the feminists and the trannies...

...in the popular videogame, Minecraft.

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doug2 7 points ago +7 / -0

We get those faggors irl

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EpicPede 3 points ago +4 / -1

he just said that...

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Paul_Revere 5 points ago +5 / -0

the dems, the media, the feminists and the trannies

You're repeating yourself.

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Musicbymuzak 35 points ago +36 / -1

Because we don't condone violence in real life. Just in video games. ONLY in video games.

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God_Emperor_Trump 27 points ago +27 / -0

Kyle is my fav minecraft mod

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Luckyftw 19 points ago +19 / -0

I just found this out yesterday. It's a way to say something hypothetically without a black van showing up outside your house. "Let's hang these fuckers!... In mine raft"

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EpicPede 5 points ago +5 / -0

based

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Rreidy8286 8 points ago +8 / -0

Im told that PA just found another 200k ballots........... From a minecraft server.......... They were not observed by rep poll watchers.

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