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Meddlesom 43 points ago +43 / -0

Is there tar and feathers in minecraft?

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Cheske 31 points ago +31 / -0

You better believe it!

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Christineblaseyford 29 points ago +29 / -0

I love you motherfuckers.

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Barack-Obama2 6 points ago +8 / -2

Are there big penises in Minecraft? If so I will play 24/7.

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MagaroniNCheese 7 points ago +7 / -0

Depends, did you invite Big Mike to your Minecraft server?

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FakeNametag 3 points ago +3 / -0

Big Mike has a spare joystick.

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spicy_deluxe 14 points ago +14 / -0

You can build whatever you want in minecraft

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Law596 11 points ago +11 / -0

I wonder what the military will do when we start playing minecraft. As long as they either dont play or in our team we got this.

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friendofno1 4 points ago +5 / -1

Sadly, the Military will probably help shutdown our Minecraft accounts shortly after logging in. Can’t depend on them to join our server and help build cool stuff. We will have to have fun without them.

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MagaroniNCheese 2 points ago +2 / -0

This worries me as well. I'm sure there are many patriotic military personnel who would love and support Minecraft, but I'm not sure the powers-that-be would play Minecraft, and so it's possibly the whole Minecraft server could get shut down even if it would lead to the collapse of the country as we know it.

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KekistanPM 5 points ago +5 / -0

There are also boats in minecraft. I lost all my weapons when I had an accident in mine. Those darn account glitches.

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bubadmt 3 points ago +3 / -0

It uses the new Unreal Dominion engine so that's why. It's a feature, not a glitch.

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