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TonyVilla 100 points ago +100 / -0

But I want it nooooow!

And Georgia... and Arizona... and I'll take Michigan and Wisconsin while we're at it.

And can you please bag Virginia for me. I'm gonna save that for lunch tomorrow.

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ObamasLooseButthole 58 points ago +58 / -0

And after we get all that belong to us. I want them to throw in California as reparation.

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DIARRHEA_FIGHT 34 points ago +35 / -1

California checking in. Please take our electoral votes. Also please tell me where I should move. I’m looking at Idaho.

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Realatician 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well Idaho is expanding, don't you know? Two (very red) Oregon counties votes to be moved into Idaho!