3395
Comments (163)
sorted by:
You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread.
68
nikholai_hel 68 points ago +68 / -0

TRANSLATION: PLEASE IGNORE WHAT I DID TO THE ELECTIONS and LET ME BE THE POTUS.

40
Strike_Eagle784 40 points ago +40 / -0

It's funny, he'll have to beg us to support him. He knows he's angered 70 million Americans.

5
Im_Baaaaaack_1 5 points ago +5 / -0

get down on your knees and tell me you love me....

27
emperors_apprentice 27 points ago +27 / -0

A chance to steal half my money in taxes, steal jobs from hard working Americans, spend trillions of dollars on junk science quests, start new wars with the help of Cheney, make healthcare even shittier than it has ever been before, open the borders to literally anyone who wants to show up?

Yeah, no thanks and go fuck yourself.

10
ronburgandy 10 points ago +10 / -0

While Biden and all of his policies are dogshit, my biggest reason for voting against him is he wants me to pay at least 3000 dollars to the government to continue owning my own perfectly legal property, and wants to make me a felon if I don't. I don't even have 3000 dollars laying around to do that.

4
deleted 4 points ago +4 / -0
1
sociopathix 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck him. All my guns were lost in a horrible boating accident earlier this summer.

8
deleted 8 points ago +8 / -0
3
trump2036 3 points ago +3 / -0

"I will be the unifier president; someone tell those assholes to quit honking their horns"