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John789 25 points ago +25 / -0

Archive this stuff. To use as evidence to destroy twitter later

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China_dindu_nuffin 13 points ago +14 / -1

Guys and gals. There is a large mural of Michael near downtown Chicago. If we unfurl the Left’s treason finally, someone needs to draw a BBC on the miral. For me! Or fuck it I’ll do it with my shoddy artistry.

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rikkyy 11 points ago +11 / -0

This is the way.

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Lancerprime1 3 points ago +3 / -0

MAGA has spoken.

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Antenna 44 points ago +44 / -0

OH MY. This is funny. Wish I wasn't banned from Twatterville... I'd go join the fun

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Turtleavacado 4 points ago +4 / -0

Same I was banned in the great NPC War

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RussianLimbaugh 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pound me too. It was an honor to have served with you, comrad.

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Antenna 35 points ago +35 / -0
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TrumpBringsLight 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hilarious!

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RaymondBPanelli 23 points ago +23 / -0

Has anyone tried to see if "jackhammer" or "devoted" would trigger it?

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G0vnah 17 points ago +17 / -0

https://twitter.com/StanleyOrr/status/1325305145610149888?s=19

Standby in case it takes them a hot minute

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NimbleNomad9 5 points ago +5 / -0

I don't see any blocks/warnings on the above phrases, just Hammer and Vote combos

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SirSeizureSalad 4 points ago +4 / -0

I bet you can't guess which reply is mine.

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FuckRioters 13 points ago +13 / -0

This is going to make the information about Hammer go even MORE viral.

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Pepedom 12 points ago +12 / -0

Someone check if Obama voted in both Chicago ans wherever the hell he lives now

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Taliesin 1 point ago +1 / -0

And Big Mike is mostly female.

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Kpstyles 10 points ago +10 / -0

Mock them, then make memes about mocking them

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Taliesin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Better still, make them mock themselves. Find the most bizarre combinations of 'Hammer' and 'Vote,' and twitter will magically accuse you of making a disputed claim about election fraud.

I vote to put double the bacon on my BLT. That will make it hammer for sure.

Keanu Reeves is a ham actor, but by my vote, Robert De Niro is even hammer.

I have a hamster called 'Hammer,' and a goat called 'Vote,' a sheep called 'Beep-beep' and a stoat called 'Groat.'

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OJswhitebronco 9 points ago +9 / -0

hahaha

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LyinBiden 8 points ago +9 / -1

Anyone got an explainer on the "Hammer" thing? I feel like I've been on here every waking moment since election day, but I missed the origin somehow.

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mixednuts86 6 points ago +6 / -0

Good shit.

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mrs.rose 4 points ago +4 / -0

Holy shit i lost it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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turanian_552 4 points ago +4 / -0

*she.

Well done.

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Adhal 3 points ago +3 / -0

Snopes: In actually Barack confirmed it was only half cocked

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BasedCowgirl 3 points ago +3 / -0

Big Mike! 🍆 🇺🇸

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independentbystander 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL

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Jimmy_Russler 2 points ago +2 / -0

🤣 fucking idiots couldn't censor right

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Warbeard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Vote M.C. Hammer best 90's artist.

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TrumpBringsLight 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes. Totally innocent statement that TWTR must block. It will bend peoples' minds.

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HiddenDekuScrub 2 points ago +2 / -0

This one gave me a good chuckle.

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TrumpBringsLight 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gotta be a good one to praise the sickle and Hammer....

Maybe

I like the Sickle and Hammer ways to run a country,

I yearn for the good old 1968 world of the sickle and hammer.

Where was Joe Biden when the hammer and sickle invaded Czechoslovakia?

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PurestEvil 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fact check: FALSE - There is no evidence her penis was fully erect.

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Yiddkidd 2 points ago +2 / -0

Laughing so hard trying to not wake up the household🤣🤣🤣

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Azariah 1 point ago +1 / -0

.... "I have spoken" !

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H_Guderian 1 point ago +1 / -0

Better to get banned or delete your account. Stop giving twitter numbers to justify itself.

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AroomaNuminahh 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL!