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one3five 21 points ago +21 / -0

they scurry back with the loot but when they open the bag to count the money the purple dye bomb blows up in their face

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 14 points ago +14 / -0

So that's how leftist' hair got that way!

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one3five 7 points ago +7 / -0

well, that and they hate themselves so they choose to make their outer appearance reflect their inner feelings...ugliness

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NOTWOKE 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ya, and their hideout is a car in the parking lot of the bank they just robbed.

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TheJake 6 points ago +6 / -0

Pretty solid comparison

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MustBeTrump 5 points ago +5 / -0

KNOCK KNOCK OPEN UP

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RexCollumSilvarum 5 points ago +5 / -0

They didn't even make it back to their hideout. They're sitting in the vault, tossing bills and coins around like they're Scrooge McDuck, laughing and patting themselves on the back, saying the money is legally theirs now... not even noticing the squad cars amassing outside the bank getting ready to arrest them.

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SJBHamilton 5 points ago +5 / -0

100 MILLION ? W T F ?

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ColdBrewCovfefe 1 point ago +1 / -0

I came here for this. They haven’t tabulated 100 million ballots for that city.

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KiefChris 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think the rest of the tweet names the other cities. Philly is just an example.

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ColdBrewCovfefe 2 points ago +2 / -0

That would make sense. Thanks.

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Futuramawe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good one!

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RivalPipe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ever seen Reservoir Dogs?

Mr. Orange is the cop.

Kind of a cool coincidence to our Orange GEOTUS