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Johndoe 212 points ago +213 / -1

I did the same thing - except I made him give me odds! 5 to 1 since the media already called it ;) big brain buddy, step it up

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emperors_apprentice 83 points ago +83 / -0

this was a lot smarter.

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adam_schiff 53 points ago +53 / -0

Could probably get 10:1 or better. Check the sportsbooks

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EndHumanTrafficking2 38 points ago +38 / -0

The Betfair Exchange currently has odds of 20.0 for President Trump.

betfair.com

And with it being an exchange, the satisfying thing is you are taking money from gullible brainwashed media believing punters who think #PedoJoe is going to win.

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Sneker 10 points ago +10 / -0

And apparently it keeps jumping back to 19.5 every time one of us places a bet!

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Maga2020Maga2020 9 points ago +9 / -0

I would put a grand on that no problem.

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TenScoops 5 points ago +5 / -0

ohhhh that's lookimg good

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geebeext 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh damn I haven't looked since I placed a bet on ED.

I'm not one to double down when it's near bottom but this is Trump we're talking about!

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TrogdorTheBurninat0r 2 points ago +2 / -0

We can use this in the States? I thought only PredictIt was available in the US?

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thebest2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

It is legal to bet using Betfair in USA? Yes, so long as you are in the states of Nevada, Delaware and New Jersey via the Betfair owned company TVG. I think all Betfair USA fans are eagerly awaiting the day in which sports betting is legalised throughout the USA and Betfair USA punters can bet and trade as they please.

Apparently the select few

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Honk4Trump 15 points ago +15 / -0

I stand to make 11k in PredictIt it off of a $980 bet when trump maga’s.

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SpezDispenser 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is it too late to place a bet?

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Honk4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Depends on the category.

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Honk4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Try Biden no

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Sneker 8 points ago +8 / -0

I expect none of my existing bets will be paid before January. But this is a good call, it’s time to make new ones.

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Tracetopher 1 point ago +1 / -0

threw a few on him in predictit at essentially 10:1

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Doth 17 points ago +17 / -0

Damn, that's smart playing their overconfidence! What odds will you give me on him actually paying you when he's suffering from a galatic-level ass fracture over Trump winning?

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Sf_2468 3 points ago +3 / -0

It told me I can’t from my territory? California. What do I do?

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Delta 4 points ago +4 / -0

Try a VPN to change your IP to another region within the country.

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MyDogCompletesMe 2 points ago +2 / -0

This will definitely work. I need to subscribe to a VPN.

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Final212 1 point ago +1 / -0

Try windscribe. It's free for the first 10GB. I use it a lot.

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MyDogCompletesMe 2 points ago +2 / -0

You can still bet on predictit.org, that's where my bets are placed. Note that the main markets are "full", so you have to bet on one of the "proxy" markets like Bet "No" on "Will the 2020 SC Democratic primary winner win the presidency?" This is a 10 cent buy, to win the full dollar, so it's 10x1 odds.

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lash 2 points ago +2 / -0

Then I dunno.

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geebeext 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ah thanks man

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fapoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

holy shit, 16/1 odds, at the moment, going to have to wait till i get back to lay more on. hope it doesn't change.

edit: Didn't take the chance, signed up on my phone laid down 300. 4500 profit

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Datasinc 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have no idea how to use this site or even tell what the odds are

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EndHumanTrafficking2 2 points ago +2 / -0

The blue column is the odds if you want to back a candidate, and the pink column is the odds if you want to back against a candidate (a lay bet).

So if you want to back President Trump to win, his odds are currently 15.5, i.e. you receive 15.5 times your stake when he wins.

If a gullible sheep wanted to back against President Trump his lay odds (odds against) are currently 16.0, so they would have to bet $16 to hypothetically receive $1 back, except of course they wouldn't receive even a $1 back because they would lose.

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Datasinc 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks! Know of any way I can place a bet from the US?

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EndHumanTrafficking2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sorry, it looks like you can only use Betfair in Nevada, Delaware and New Jersey:

"It is legal to bet using Betfair in USA? Yes, so long as you are in the states of Nevada, Delaware and New Jersey via the Betfair owned company TVG. I think all Betfair USA fans are eagerly awaiting the day in which sports betting is legalised throughout the USA and Betfair USA punters can bet and trade as they please."

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MudDog 3 points ago +3 / -0

Make good deals not bad deals, people!

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quartz 108 points ago +110 / -2

Communists won't pay up. It's in their nature.

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GreenvillianSC [S] 65 points ago +65 / -0

Communist will get his ass beat. Lol

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Just1voter 13 points ago +13 / -0

Lol, 1k ass beating is rough!

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Doth 4 points ago +4 / -0

The 1k ass beating has to end with you duct taped to the inside of a dumpster lid.

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TennesseeScorpio 3 points ago +3 / -0

😂

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KekMasterYoda 8 points ago +8 / -0

If they do it'll be in food stamps.

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Sirbigusdickus 1 point ago +1 / -0

And choice sections from their boyfriends dildo collection.

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Maga2020Maga2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sadly these guys would claim its invalid and reasons and not pay.

They will unfriend you before paying.

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Wenger 1 point ago +1 / -0

Im still owed 5 dollars from 2016.

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No_Es_in_Klavan 35 points ago +35 / -0

If you guys are going to bet you should get the crazy odds they have online now. You can win $10,000 for betting $1,000 some places.

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VeilOfReality 8 points ago +8 / -0

Any leads on where those bets can be placed?

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EndHumanTrafficking2 15 points ago +15 / -0

The Betfair Exchange currently has odds of 20.0 for President Trump.

betfair.com

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thebest2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

It is legal to bet using Betfair in USA? Yes, so long as you are in the states of Nevada, Delaware and New Jersey via the Betfair owned company TVG. I think all Betfair USA fans are eagerly awaiting the day in which sports betting is legalised throughout the USA and Betfair USA punters can bet and trade as they please.

Not sure if us from other states can spoof it but i doubt it

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No_Es_in_Klavan 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think predictit is still doing them. I got one on betonline.ag yesterday for +825. They aren't taking bets anymore on the presidential outcome though.

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CommieCucker 1 point ago +1 / -0

You can still bet on the election on predictit, gotta look for weird qualifiers -- there are still 3.....Winner of Dem TX primary wins election, Winner of Dem MA primary wins election, and winner of NC or SC Dem primary wins election -- I stand to win about 11k :)

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Datasinc 1 point ago +1 / -0

Guys where can I bet from the US? I can make a drive to Vegas of Laughlin if needed.

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Proda 13 points ago +13 / -0

There is no war in Ba Sing Se

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IndianMemewarVet 7 points ago +7 / -0

Lol. Didn't expect this here.

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Alpha_plus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Easy money : )

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Maga2020Maga2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't take your mom's money, its bad form to take money from retards.

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MyDogCompletesMe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jesus, you are going to fleece your own mother out of $500???? What kind of a cruel child did she raise? Can't you find some idiotic libtard to fleece? (BTW my Mom, in her 80's voted Trump)

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MyDogCompletesMe 1 point ago +1 / -0

My Mom believed a Plumber that they were going to need to replace every single COPPER pipe in the slab. $36,000 estimate. At some point their decision making capability disappears. Maybe that happens sooner for Liberals. (but my Mom still knew to Vote for DJT)

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FuckRioters 38 points ago +38 / -0

This is a bad bet. Why? Because you can get MUCH better odds elsewhere. If Trump wins, I stand to make about $4000 and only put in about $350 so far. Even if we flip only 1 state, and I lose all other bets, I'll still come out even or slightly ahead.

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Doth 6 points ago +6 / -0

And people are still betting against that happening, even though PA with a 40k margin has already found 450,000 invalid votes.

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FuckRioters 6 points ago +6 / -0

Exactly. The scale of the fraud is massive enough that you only need to overturn a small percentage of the fraudulent votes to have the majority again.

I'm one to not gamble, on principle, and because I'm a mathematician. But this is an instance where I have money I can afford to lose, and the odds are too good, even if I cut my expectations in half.

I'm spreading out my money quite a lot. I have money on PA, AZ, GA, MI, WI, and NV. The payout for each is anywhere between 10x to 20x, which even if it's a 25% chance for each state to flip (I think it's much higher), is still a mathematical wise bet.

All of this said, I'm NOT encouraging anyone to gamble, or suggesting anyone should trust my biases.

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love_and_peace 1 point ago +1 / -0

If Trump wins by flipping just a couple states, they may stop checking the other states (I would hope they fully audit all states to expose the dems). You'd come out ahead if you got one state to flip, but you could be unlucky if you placed a bet on 1-2 states and not the others.

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FuckRioters 2 points ago +2 / -0

For sure. I spread out my bids across ALL of the contested states. If Trump wins any 2 contested states, and the election, I'm up by at least $3500 right now. If he wins ALL of them, I might be up 6k to 7k. That's pretty crazy considering that at this exact time, I'm only in $450.

From a financial standpoint, if there's any depressing news for a day or two, it would actually help me buy more shares cheap, and potentially double my winnings with minimal investment.

I'm focused on the long-term and not any short-term stuff. I know the democrats will throw a curve-ball or two. For example, we might get another major dump of illegal-votes, which makes it look like we're losing or lose a state-level case, which shifts the betting markets. However, my bets are based on what I think would happen at a supreme court level, with an understand there is risk many of the decisions may not go our way. Local courts, I'm guessing might be 70% against, while SCOTUS from a pessimistic perspective is 50% favorable. I'm using pessimistic numbers here simply to try to overcome my own bias.

I actually picked up a bunch of shares in AZ cheaply due to some bad news that came out about 24 hours ago, that since has been shown to be relatively meaningless. By ninja-ing smart buys, my portfolio value at this exact second is apparently over $1000 despite having only spent about $450.

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thegermanone 35 points ago +36 / -1

nice i will win 8000

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lastcubestanding 22 points ago +22 / -0

im making bets all over right now. we better be right boys! cause if not...minecraft time

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anthemstander 17 points ago +19 / -2

I want to do this too, but my conscience doesn't want me to make a bet I know I'm going to win.

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thewashambro 10 points ago +10 / -0

NEVER GET TIRED OF WINNING.

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Megladonald 7 points ago +7 / -0

Same with my brother haha, we bet $80 (he already owes me $40 and hes in debt so money is hard on him).

When it comes down to pay up, I'll let it slide, like you said, I don't have the heart to take money from such a bet.

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kebabdrogo 2 points ago +3 / -1

Conversely, you should only make bets you know you will win.

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Anonyman 1 point ago +1 / -0

You can give the money back if you think they deserve it.

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Doth 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nothing wrong with helping a man lose money that he's desperate to lose. You can reassure him that you'll spend his money on only the finest tendies.

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hillarys_server 12 points ago +12 / -0

BIG....DRAGGING....SCROTUM....OF.....STEEL

Bless you for the uplifting post.

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Doth 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hope that Pede isn't in California, because they've had enough fires already with the Chinese DEWs!

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JoeyTheKidSniffer 9 points ago +9 / -0

I made similar bet with my dad. He's pro Trump but also thinks nothing is going to be done. He gave me 10 to 1. If its Biden I pay him 100 if its Trump he's paying me 1000.

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GrizzleFist 9 points ago +10 / -1

Unless you know for sure, I would never bet money with another person. If I lose, I would pay, but if I won, there's a chance they other person may not pay. If that is true, you just risked $1000 for no damn good reason

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GreenvillianSC [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

I know Trump is going to win. He's already won.

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GrizzleFist 12 points ago +12 / -0

Not talking about that, just saying that most personal bets are never paid off. But you would know this person and their honesty. GL

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MAGAbetterargument 5 points ago +6 / -1

Mail him in cash if you lose. It's safe and secure.

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ProudWhiteMan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lmao

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ILearnedToCode 2 points ago +2 / -0

"No, dont send the money through the mail!"

"Why not?"

angry npc face

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Doth 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Would you like a chance to take some of my money with no risk?" --What Leftists hear when offered a bet.

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Maga2020Maga2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

You get a 3rd party to hold the cash, trusted by both sides.

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Dan_Dan 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd settle for the tears as payment.

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fac1 9 points ago +9 / -0

I already "bet" at least a couple thousand on Trump being re-inaugurated - through donations to the campaign.

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MaximumMAGA 7 points ago +7 / -0

10 to 1 odds on Predictit right now.

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_Throwgali_ 9 points ago +9 / -0

This. Why are OP and others bragging about getting terrible odds?

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Doth 7 points ago +7 / -0

Because when it's personal, it's not about the odds or the payout. It's about WINNING.

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papaMAGA 7 points ago +8 / -1

Guys betting sites are giving 10-20:1 odds. Don’t rob your friends :)

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Datasinc 1 point ago +1 / -0

What if you're in the US?

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lash 2 points ago +2 / -0

https://m.22bet.com/line/Politics/

This should be ok. I dunno really.

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nufosmatic 6 points ago +6 / -0

Not yet, you haven't...

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GreenvillianSC [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

I'm winning! You wanna bet?? Lol

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ForGodSakes 6 points ago +6 / -0

You will get a way better payoff on predictit.org

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Nyc28383 5 points ago +5 / -0

Unless they shut it down before the election is certified

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ForGodSakes 2 points ago +2 / -0

true. I lost $100 on "when the election would be called". I made the bet this summer when the 'mail in voting' was being pushed. Foolishly I didn't take into account the FakeNews.

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kebabdrogo 6 points ago +7 / -1

Ill bet you $10 that you never see the $1k

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Doth 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'll take a piece of that! I'll bet you $1 that both of us are too busy celebrating our resplendent POTUS to follow up on this comment thread!

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kebabdrogo 2 points ago +3 / -1

I'll see that $1 and raise you a 6-pack to that!

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Doth 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hear, hear!

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TiredOfLiberalBS2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

Betting odds are it 10 to 1. You're more likely to get 10,000 if you bet online with your 1000.

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GreenvillianSC [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

I didnt know that. Website?

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Maga2020Maga2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

If your friend is smart he placed a hedge on the site for $100 at 20 to 1.

Now he wins $1000 or $2000 no matter what.

You need to start doing big brain moves.

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TiredOfLiberalBS2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Betfair.com or PredictIt.org

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Datasinc 1 point ago +1 / -0

How can you use betfair from the US?

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Cray_cray_ 3 points ago +3 / -0

Waddup Gvegas

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Avenatti2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have $250 riding on Trump being in office after 2020. Not even that he wins, that he will be in office.

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Duderufuckinkidding 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ok, so I have a few of ideas.

  1. If they win, and they’re a Democrat, remind them of equality of outcome. State because of that, you should get 500 and they should get 500.

  2. If they lose, and they’re a Democrat, you probably won’t get shit because they’re lying scum and need to be removed from your life like the pedophile supporting communist they are.

  3. If they’re a Pede, it’ll work out fairly whichever way it goes, and I hope you win. Lol

Have a nice day. :)

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Greenville 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hi fellow Greenvillian! /wave

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ghost_of_aswartz 3 points ago +3 / -0

I would bet in chick fil a nuggets with 20:1 odds

That way if you lose, your friend will get fat

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lalicat 3 points ago +3 / -0

I became reddit famous for making a bet with a leftist about the last election, he never came through.

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Maga2020Maga2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

The bigger surprise would be the leftist paying up.

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Dr0neRec0very -1 points ago +2 / -3

Hey there, mod! Are you able to see the account of the freak who has been obsessively down-voting all of my comments every day for over a month? Is it an account that can be easily deported for non-support? I make a lot of comments like, "TRUMP 2020!" that this individual has down-voted, so yea: pretty sure they're not an actual Trump supporter. Thanks!

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basedBlumpkin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Better put that in escrow. Lefties cheat!

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ThisTrainHasNoBrakes 2 points ago +2 / -0

Predictit the last few days ypu can get 10:1 or even 15:1 if you catch it right.

To anyone who believes we got this, those are incredible returns.

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MaximumDistress 2 points ago +2 / -0

Every pro Biden person I know is too broke to bet against. Feelsbadman.

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crimsonfancy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Make him double down. Milk him for everything you can get and then show him that you used your winnings from him to contribute to Trump's legal warchest.

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Doth 2 points ago +2 / -0

Donate it to the wall. That really pisses them off.

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Troll 2 points ago +2 / -0

Leftists always weasel out of this sort of thing. Why bother putting down $1000 you'll just simply possibly lose and never gain?

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General_Patton 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wouldn't trust someone who would take that bet to actually have 1000 dollars.

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Itateeverybody 1 point ago +1 / -0

I bet my dad 100.

Loser pays to St. Judes Children's hospital.

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kebabdrogo 1 point ago +2 / -1

You'll never see the 1k. They will cry foul.

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Doth 1 point ago +1 / -0

Have an Honorable Third Party keep the money in escrow. I believe most notaries will do this...?

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CaptainThiefDotWin 1 point ago +1 / -0

I bet in predictit, which is risky because even if I win I’m betting they’ll just go “orange man bad” and not payout.

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DonnieT 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dude seriously get yourself some odds. You could get +2000 hahah. Bet him 50 bucks.

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silentsputnik 1 point ago +1 / -0

You need to give odds lol

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Datasinc 1 point ago +1 / -0

Guys where can I bet from the US? I can make a drive to Vegas of Laughlin if needed.

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Workmore 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have $100 on this as well

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Capitalism_Fuck_Yeah 1 point ago +1 / -0

go to predictit.org for more betting :D

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Skipster777 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm also making 1000 from a 10-1 100 dollar bet at predictit.

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svlem 1 point ago +1 / -0

inb4 you get cucked and he doesn't pay

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Warskullx 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe... this whole thing could take a while. He might end up inaugurated in a different month.

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lifeisahologram 1 point ago +1 / -0

They won’t pay you. But you are gonna have some major “I called it” power over them to make them feel bad about their weasel non-bet-paging self.

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Sf_2468 1 point ago +1 / -0

I did this Friday night for $2,500. Really I just want Trump to win and my friend to cry more then I want money.

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LastMinuteMinuteMan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Even odds???? No wayyy. 500/1 like before he got the nomination in 2015 lol

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behemoth887 1 point ago +1 / -0

if he's a lib he'll flake

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derkoff 1 point ago +1 / -0

I keep trying to do this but they won't take my bets. All I'm doing is demoralizing lefties.

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lazercrazy3 1 point ago +1 / -0

I did the same thing lol

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Sherpa_Guy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good job dude!

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Topcold 1 point ago +1 / -0

You got ripped...He can hedge it outside at much better odds

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rob0Pede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Donate to the election defense. Consider it an investment.