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MAGAmigo 7 points ago +7 / -0

You are way off on the T Rex. It could reach top speeds of 35-40 MPH. It is named the Tyrant Lizard King because all creatures lived beneath its dominion.

It was about as “cumbersome” as a Kodiak Grizzly Bear.

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matrik 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm imagining a great 'your mom's cumbersome like a grizzly bear" joke here.

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MAGAmigo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not inaccurate. My mom loves salmon, sleeps alot during the Winter, and has claws like steak knives

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powershellder 1 point ago +1 / -0

Am I your mom?

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MAGAmigo 1 point ago +1 / -0

You’re bitchy enough, so maybe?

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nickle-pickle-pede 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm gonna take your word for it. I wasn't joking when I said I didn't know much of anything about the subject. I stand by the ignorance I professed right from the start and leave more knowledgeable dino-lovin' pedes to hash out the details, lol.