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Chaylar 245 points ago +245 / -0

I hope so Mr. President. There’s nothing In my life I’ve ever wanted more than for you to win again.

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Robbybobbyrobbob 109 points ago +109 / -0

I'd probably sacrifice a testicle to make it happen. The sheer salt from the collective left were that to happen, might grant me enough energy to sprout another.

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EyePee 41 points ago +42 / -1

I would absolutely give up a testicle to make it happen.

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Worf 8 points ago +9 / -1

Same. Where can I send one?

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fasterth 11 points ago +11 / -0

Ok ok but we can do it without sacrificing testicles lol

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elc0 3 points ago +3 / -0

Agreed, I'd sacrifice all y'all's testicles for a W. The absolute hatred and un-American values the left has been flaunting for the last 4 years did not win over America. I have no doubt this was just anothers scam.

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GreatestPresidentEvr 1 point ago +1 / -0

I pray that I would have the courage to lay down my life to ensure the president remains in his rightful place for the next 4 years.

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stallone 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'd give up my entire life's savings. What's the point of saving for retirement in a communist country..

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amerika_f1rst 1 point ago +1 / -0

I 100% would

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tufftoffee 17 points ago +17 / -0

Trump winning would be my Christmas present.