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My Wife’s Perspective! (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by ohwens ago by ohwens +1943 / -1
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DavidFoster 51 points ago +52 / -1

"Dressy western."

LMAO

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nufosmatic 19 points ago +20 / -1

Mike Rowe Dirty Jobs Chic...

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HockeyMom4Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Also, we can remind them of their calls for unity!😂

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nufosmatic 21 points ago +22 / -1

I like how your wife thinks...

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nufosmatic 16 points ago +17 / -1

Hypocrisy Dies In Dankness™

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PantsJihad 6 points ago +6 / -0

These are going to be the best catered riots ever!! I'll bring wings.

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DJTJ2024 4 points ago +4 / -0

The first riots ever with chafing dishes.

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LacyLiberty 1 point ago +1 / -0

TAILGATER!!!

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Thehonkswamp 12 points ago +12 / -0

“The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.”

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BruhMoment13 15 points ago +15 / -0

Not our style, we are not communist animals

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goodbeerbetterviews2 12 points ago +12 / -0

Because we are much more focused. Once we flip...We usually don't stop until the threat is neutralized.

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tdavis25 11 points ago +11 / -0

Oooooh, I love cheese trays! Will there be olives too?

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Trumpman1 8 points ago +8 / -0

Keep her!

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Tseliteiv 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's not your wife because I know who really said it but yeah, she's wife material for sure.

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novembergirl 4 points ago +4 / -0

When Trump is re-elected, we need to shove it in the msm's face every day for the next 4 years by peacefully gathering with Trump signs where ever they go. Remind them every day how fake and trashy they are, like what they did to us.

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3westiesMom 4 points ago +4 / -0

Put a smile on my face in these troubling times.

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ztrich007 4 points ago +4 / -0

No honey, we’re not going to stoop to their level. When we start fighting it will be a civil war, not a bunch of thugs and kids throwing rocks and molotovs through windows or random buildings. We will be purposeful and only attack when the enemy is at their weakest to conquer them without question. Before then, we will fight in the courts, win and do so within the framework of the beautiful Constitution of the United States of America. This is God’s country

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FelixtheMan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Our way of looting would most likely end with us sweeping up any messes and paying for anything we took.

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DJTJ2024 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm pretty sure tiki torches are involved, and probably jello shots. God damn it, this is a Jimmy Buffett pre-concert tailgate parking lot party, isn't it? We can't do anything right.

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Fizbin7 3 points ago +3 / -0

OK, I kekked at the dress code question, not gonna lie...

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thealexpkeaton 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was disappointed when I saw 5 skids dropped off on my street but it was just my neighbor redoing his driveway

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AllahFubar 3 points ago +3 / -0

If we want to "Unite and Heal", seems like this would be the best way to demonstrate our willingness to walk in their ways.

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joycecaroloateswrote 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is your wife in a management position?

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Beaker999 3 points ago +3 / -0

She's very special! Looks after her.

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MemeSquad 3 points ago +3 / -0

This wasn’t your wife! This was Jaunita Broaddrick’s tweet.

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andrewjackson45 2 points ago +3 / -1

Our side has no need to riot we are much smarter and more capable than that. Our equivalent of rioting would be taking out bridges and roads that lead to cities, taking out power transformers for urban areas, etc, in minecraft of course.

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EtTuRINO 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Who's bringing the rocks and bricks?"

I was told those pallets of bricks just conveniently exist everywhere the left decides to, ahem, "protest".

Also was told Antifa is just an idea. Not organized. That BLM isn't violent. That there are no Dem organizations paying people to protest.

I even had Evan fact check that all for me.

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dorugi 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's almost like we have a functioning brain or something.

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Usernameunavailable 1 point ago +1 / -0

💖 The best wives.

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flyingcaveman 1 point ago +1 / -0

The ice, we need the good ice and baggies od Sprite.

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Ccjunque 1 point ago +1 / -0

Another vote for dressy western!

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thunderson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Definitely dressy western! Never a bad idea.

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Alfapike 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's funny right there....I dont care who you are

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mk81 1 point ago +1 / -0

At leat we know the mayors, DAs, CoPs, etc. will be very understanding!

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Haitianbychoice360 1 point ago +1 / -0

🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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Konigpower 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol 😂. Right, I mean, I would help but I have to work and pay taxes for all those cucks who run around and act tough!

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Zingding 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol, your wife is funny!

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DeplorableLA 0 points ago +1 / -1

Hilarious.