When I went to sleep
Trump had the lead
How the hell we go from Election Day
To Election Week
The pollsters got it wrong again
They must have been confused
But I tell ya'll I bout shit myself
When I turned on the morning news
They found pallets full of ballots at 3AM
All the way from Georgia to Michigan
They took the caps off of their Sharpies
And they filled them fuckers in
All those pallets full of ballots
All for Joe Biden
Well isn't that sweet
He got just what he needs
They found just enough votes
To give Sleepy Joe the lead
He said, "Come on man,
I hope you'll be a good sport."
Donald Trump said "fuck that shit
I'll see your ass in court."
Bring those pallets full of ballots
You found at 3AM
All the way from Georgia to Michigan
They called Arizona early
And the only way you'll win
Is them pallets full of ballots
All for Joe Biden
Somebody better wake him up
Sleepy Joe is sleepin' in
To tell the truth
I think he forgot he was running
For President
(but it doesn't matter)
Because they found those pallets full of ballots
At 3AM
All the way from Arizona to Wisconsin
They want us to bend over
So they can fuck us again
Those pallets full of ballots
That's the only way they'll win
Those pallets full of ballots
All for Joe Biden
Fantastic!!! 😄😄 This needs a sticky for morale
When I went to sleep Trump had the lead How the hell we go from Election Day To Election Week The pollsters got it wrong again They must have been confused But I tell ya'll I bout shit myself When I turned on the morning news
They found pallets full of ballots at 3AM All the way from Georgia to Michigan They took the caps off of their Sharpies And they filled them fuckers in All those pallets full of ballots All for Joe Biden
Well isn't that sweet He got just what he needs They found just enough votes To give Sleepy Joe the lead He said, "Come on man, I hope you'll be a good sport." Donald Trump said "fuck that shit I'll see your ass in court."
Bring those pallets full of ballots You found at 3AM All the way from Georgia to Michigan They called Arizona early And the only way you'll win Is them pallets full of ballots All for Joe Biden
Somebody better wake him up Sleepy Joe is sleepin' in To tell the truth I think he forgot he was running For President
(but it doesn't matter)
Because they found those pallets full of ballots At 3AM All the way from Arizona to Wisconsin They want us to bend over So they can fuck us again Those pallets full of ballots That's the only way they'll win Those pallets full of ballots All for Joe Biden