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libtarddestroyer 206 points ago +206 / -0

inb4 Kayleigh opening her binder during court hearing and exposing every election fraud

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Darth653 99 points ago +99 / -0

its full of pokemon cards, she is smart enough to have all the facts in her head.

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MooseKnukl3 64 points ago +65 / -1

1st edition Holo Charizard

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Cole_Dedhand 29 points ago +29 / -0

I used to have one. First pack of Pokemon cards that I ever bought. If I wasn't so young and stupid I'd have a small fortune right now.

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master_kek 11 points ago +11 / -0

You son of a bitch

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AlohaSnackbar 8 points ago +8 / -0

I've got you beat on that. Waaaaaaaaaay back when bitcoin was first around, slashdot (I'm a nerd) ran a post on it. In that post, many +5 (maximum post points) posts were feeling out on it, but a few were pointing out that [email protected] and [email protected] could put those spare cycles to better use (bitcoin mining was originally just background cycles).

I ended up participating in two of the three, and I literally still have the hard drive from when I started, and images from later hard drives as I upgraded, but kept [email protected]

Goddamn. I could a been rich :(

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ancientarchitect369 5 points ago +5 / -0

I was mining bitcoin back around 2010 or so. Had a pretty terrible graphics card so after I only pulled in 0.1 or so after a day I gave up. Even that 0.1 would be worth at least $1k or so now. If I had kept going, even more. Worst part is since it was less than a dollar at a time, I ended up losing it in a hard drive wipe.

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Cole_Dedhand 3 points ago +3 / -0

My condolences. I suddenly feel better.

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bubadmt 4 points ago +4 / -0

No way-- me too! The very first pack I ever bought had the holo Charizard in it! Small world.

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Cole_Dedhand 7 points ago +7 / -0

Joe Biden is a fascist dictator who wants to destroy our democracy. You want to unite behind him?.>

How the Fuck do you draw that conclusion in a conversation about Pokemon cards?

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Lemongrass5 14 points ago +14 / -0
  • too shy to talk to her

  • see her holo blastoise

  • immediately become friends

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Phil_DeGraves 7 points ago +8 / -1

Here's how non-nerds do it:

  • Not shy

  • See her amazing T&A

  • Immediately become sex partners

(I mean adults only, of course!)

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sex_penis 6 points ago +6 / -0

Dark Charizard*

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bubadmt 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's Afrocan-American Charizard you racist bigot!

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ThoughtExperiment 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kayleigh opened her pokemon card binder and flipped to the page containing her first edition charizard. It was marked with a pink post-it note--she visited here often. She ran her fingers over the card. The iridescent foil background was as magnificent as the day it came out of its packaging.

Kayleigh closed her eyes.

"Give me the strength I need to own these fucking libtards."

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MooseKnukl3 2 points ago +2 / -0

No you fuckin shill Charizard flips open to Kayleigh and calls on her for power to destroy all opponents foreign and domestic.

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pedewithweed 10 points ago +10 / -0

u/Darth653 Rumor has it, some pages contain yu-gi-oh cards

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inutterable 12 points ago +12 / -0

And she's smart enough to know how to legally use them in Pokemon card tournaments. It's breathtaking.

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MudDog 8 points ago +8 / -0

Actually Justice Barrett, I'm glad you asked

[turns page in binder]

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matrik 8 points ago +8 / -0

Has she been stumped by anyone yet? Seriously. She always has the perfect answer to every question. #respect

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mygovisacommie 95 points ago +95 / -0

After 4 years of "resist", "not my president", "Russian collusions", "Trump is a fascist/racist/sexist", and "Fuck Trump", every one of these people suddenly believe that "unity is important", "you need to accept the results", "there is no proof that voter fraud can have taken place", "if we divide ourselves on this issue it's exactly what our enemies want", and "we need to be civil".

Fuck all that noise. Fuck them. They don't get to spend 4 years subjecting us to this shit and expect me to just let it go. Eat shit. If these child fuckers expect to get away with stealing this election and not get 4 years of just deserts, they've got another thing coming. Get ready for wall to wall "old man bad", "illegitimate president" and "China's Puppet" you fucking faggots. And don't expect this shit to take a break when Joe gives up the ghost and Kamala lets all her terrorist squad buddies into the white house. If even the courts are so corrupt that they let Joe fuck this country, commies better buckle the fuck up.

Now, if you've spent 4 years throwing dog shit over your neighbor's fence, do you think when it comes to your doorstep that it's going to be one piece at a time? Or do you think you're going to get it all back at once?

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cortosis_turkey 47 points ago +47 / -0

/pol and Twitter are absolutely swamped with lefties demanding that we and Trump "concede." It's almost like our participation in their fraud is essential to it working.

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bejeavis 13 points ago +13 / -0

Spoiler: it is.

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DO_NOT_CONCEDE 11 points ago +11 / -0

I've been taking a break from /pol/. Twitter shilling was always bad but even /pol/ is now being overrun.

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FireannDireach 7 points ago +7 / -0

I imagine it's like throwing hentai into a cage of horny weebs. The troll feeding frenzy is going to last weeks.

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Catie 3 points ago +3 / -0

So is WoW. Not even wanting to log on anymore with all the shit spewing leftists. (Area 52)

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ThoughtExperiment 0 points ago +2 / -2

Trump should only concede when biden holds a sword to his throat. And even then, he should try to throw sand in his face and kick him in the nuts. Why fight honorably when your opponent fights dirty?

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Brynjolf-of-Riften 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nah, if Creepy Uncle Joe puts a sword to his throat, GEOTUS will just yank it out of his hands and slice him in half.

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ImReallyRich 26 points ago +26 / -0

JOE BIDEN IS A PEDOPHILE will be the new “Bill Clinton is a rapist”

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D__1 10 points ago +10 / -0

and Rapists...

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D__1 1 point ago +1 / -0

was just making sure we had the non-pedo rapes covered :)

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Undo1913 18 points ago +18 / -0

DRAGON ENERGY!!! LOVE IT. THE LEFT HATES AMERICA AND WE WILL NOT GO OUT SILENTLY WITHOUT A FIGHT.

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Thorathora 10 points ago +10 / -0

We won't go out. Period.

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Glentennis 17 points ago +17 / -0

That laptop and all the photo's were literally a gift from meme gods.

Hunter Biden's dick should be plastered everywhere he goed from here on out.

Fuck that dude. He's representing a country that he's too afraid and cowardly to even look in the fucking eye.

And my condolences on Hunters Overdose. It's such a tragedy that no one could have ever seen coming( with the fact that it happened within just 2 months after the election ending)

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spez__ 15 points ago +15 / -0

It's just another major coincidence that the woman pictured with Hunted has the same surgery scar in the same exact place, and the same birthmark on her leg in the same exact place as his underage niece.

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sackofwisdom 6 points ago +6 / -0

Especially the bullshit they put us through the last year with mask mandates, lost jobs, et cetera.

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Stoya9186 58 points ago +58 / -0

Damn, I'm not jealous of many people, but whoever she's with is one of them.

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xkgb 22 points ago +22 / -0

She's got a hot MAGA sister.

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pmurTJdlanoD 16 points ago +16 / -0

Some baseball player

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ModsBanPaleos 15 points ago +15 / -0

That baseball athlete dick

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HillarysClothRag 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sean Gilmartin.

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BigMikesBlackCock 3 points ago +4 / -1

Can i barrow your cloth i need to wipe something up

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DJT2020 39 points ago +39 / -0

I love that woman.

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KuzoKevin [S] 19 points ago +19 / -0

There's a lot of that going on around here, Fren.

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DJT2020 7 points ago +7 / -0

Oh, I know.

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ClokworkGremlin 8 points ago +8 / -0

Always upvote McEnany.

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nachosamplerREBORN 24 points ago +26 / -2

Assuming Trump does not win: NOT MY PRESIDENT. I don’t care if he won legally or not. I’ve learned that if you don’t like who won, you can claim they are not your president.

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cuckslasher 22 points ago +23 / -1

biden will never be president

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nachosamplerREBORN 10 points ago +10 / -0

Legally? No. 40 day is a long time though - I’m hopeful.

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matrik 7 points ago +7 / -0

I love how MSM is trying to convince everyone that our lovely Mrs. GEOTUS is pushing for him to concede. Such a small part of this whole thing, but it really highlights how far from reality the lefties really are. They have no idea who GEOTUS and his people really are, only the warped interpretations being regurgitated from one liberal's facehole to another's.

Spez: as much as I do have dirty thoughts about AOC's facehole, she is representative of everything our forefathers despised.

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thisisatestof2 22 points ago +22 / -0

I find it interesting that all my lefty fried have not posted a thing about the election since Biden was deemed the winner by the media.

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eddedandedamame 15 points ago +15 / -0

They don't want to look stupid

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sackofwisdom 7 points ago +7 / -0

Too late. I snapshotted a ton of it.

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eddedandedamame 7 points ago +7 / -0

It will be the ultimate salt mine.

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nointernetforyou 4 points ago +4 / -0

I've seen all the Biden signs are down already. Most off lawns by end of the 4th. Quick to throw those away for a candidate you wanted so badly.

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thisisatestof2 2 points ago +2 / -0

In my area of CT I would guess 75-85% of the Trump lawn signs are still up, Probably 50% of the Biden signs are gone.

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friarfox 18 points ago +18 / -0

I can't wait for her next press briefing. A momma grizzly vs a pack of rabid hyenas. It will be a beautiful thing to watch as she sinks her intelligence into their npr skulls.

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Okieshartpostdoke 12 points ago +12 / -0

Joe wants all of america to join hands so he can sniff our hair like a line of coke. Its called a sniffy circle. Im from the future btw

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username2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

KEK, sniffy circle

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bubadmt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mandatory sniff samples and vaccinations under the Harris-Biden administration, sent directly to the Department of Malarkey Relations.

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Thorathora 2 points ago +2 / -0

Eww.

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MAGASquatch 10 points ago +10 / -0

Give 'em hell Kayleigh.

Truth is on our side.

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PaintedDesert 10 points ago +10 / -0

Nope!!

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Transgirl_4_Trump 10 points ago +10 / -0

Not "uniting" behind shit. They are criminals and traitors.

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ModsBanPaleos 9 points ago +9 / -0

I love her so much. She embodies everything i stand for. Thanks kayleigh

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midwestgal 9 points ago +9 / -0

How true. Karma is coming, libs!

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D__1 6 points ago +6 / -0

Trump is a master level negotiator. Imagine the power he has when he pulls this out and all the Romneys, Bushes and other Rhinos have to eat their words. Not to mention certain countries that need us but just backstabbed him.

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Rreidy8286 8 points ago +8 / -0

NOPE

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TrumpTank 7 points ago +7 / -0

Machine Gun Kayleigh

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GodDamnedEngineer 6 points ago +6 / -0

His supporters, half of the country, were demonized, attacked, and marginalized.

But somehow Biden had more votes than any other president in history?

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Undo1913 6 points ago +6 / -0

HELL YEAH MACHINE GUN KAYLEIGH!!!

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HumanSomewhere 5 points ago +5 / -0

After a solid year of rioting and looting, threatening to kill us and our families if they didn't get their perverted "justice", they expect us to keep working our 9-5 and paying taxes to fund them. Hmmm.

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85Dacudo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah, we are beyond past that point.

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if_if_if_if_if_if_if 4 points ago +4 / -0

RESIST

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Dinosareawesome 3 points ago +3 / -0

I spent 4 years being told I was a "maggot" and a "nazi". I never came out to my "friends" as a Trump supporter and it was so demoralizing to hear them call people like me all the names in the book. I refuse to unite and pretend like none of that ever happened. Fuck this people.

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BigMikesBlackCock 0 points ago +1 / -1

Don't be such a little bitch . it's ok too maga

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invalid_data 3 points ago +3 / -0

Binder of Powah!

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StarsStripesandGrit 3 points ago +3 / -0

That sounds way too chinese for me. No thanks xiden

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Tenacious_jb 3 points ago +3 / -0

Next question!! Man she’s such a bad ass

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STIDGIT64 3 points ago +3 / -0

It is time to terminate all of the cheaters with extreme predjudice

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Dirkstruan313 3 points ago +4 / -1

The left is guilty of sedition and treason. They are actively trying to destroy our nation by using the system against itself. The voter fraud is plain for all to see and yet nothing will happen because of it. Run while you can and fill the sand bags before you need them most.

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mushmouf 2 points ago +2 / -0

Unite? Hahhhahahahha... No thank you. Actually, Fuck You.

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W1nn7ngTrad7ti6n 2 points ago +2 / -0

Joe Biden is #skeletonmanbad!

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cornpop30303 2 points ago +2 / -0

Based lady!

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JesusLovesTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have to say she may be the best hire Trump made

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Usernameunavailable 2 points ago +2 / -0

The biggest NOPE ever.

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DeboonkedFact 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's full of uno reverse cards, and baby wipes for acosta

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sociopathix 2 points ago +2 / -0

WTF? They forgot to add "This is untrue information. We are the Truth." to her tweets?

Deep State slipping up.

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Jasongraham503 2 points ago +2 / -0

There can be no unity with those who slander us with the name NAZI!!!

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rangoon03 2 points ago +2 / -0

The fake news MSM cunts have ask Biden the same questions they asked Trump. Let’s start with the BS “do you denounce white supremacy?”

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Hexagon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah no unity.

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HillarysDoubleChin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Based and beautiful woman.

What a dime

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Smdlegend 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hell fucking no.

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Grond999 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who is going to ask questions? That is my question.

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Hypmoden 1 point ago +1 / -0

KMac with the bantz

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NYforTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

I love KMAC.