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libtarddestroyer 206 points ago +206 / -0

inb4 Kayleigh opening her binder during court hearing and exposing every election fraud

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Darth653 99 points ago +99 / -0

its full of pokemon cards, she is smart enough to have all the facts in her head.

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MooseKnukl3 64 points ago +65 / -1

1st edition Holo Charizard

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Cole_Dedhand 29 points ago +29 / -0

I used to have one. First pack of Pokemon cards that I ever bought. If I wasn't so young and stupid I'd have a small fortune right now.

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master_kek 11 points ago +11 / -0

You son of a bitch

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AlohaSnackbar 8 points ago +8 / -0

I've got you beat on that. Waaaaaaaaaay back when bitcoin was first around, slashdot (I'm a nerd) ran a post on it. In that post, many +5 (maximum post points) posts were feeling out on it, but a few were pointing out that [email protected] and [email protected] could put those spare cycles to better use (bitcoin mining was originally just background cycles).

I ended up participating in two of the three, and I literally still have the hard drive from when I started, and images from later hard drives as I upgraded, but kept [email protected]

Goddamn. I could a been rich :(

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bubadmt 4 points ago +4 / -0

No way-- me too! The very first pack I ever bought had the holo Charizard in it! Small world.

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Lemongrass5 14 points ago +14 / -0
  • too shy to talk to her

  • see her holo blastoise

  • immediately become friends

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Phil_DeGraves 7 points ago +8 / -1

Here's how non-nerds do it:

  • Not shy

  • See her amazing T&A

  • Immediately become sex partners

(I mean adults only, of course!)

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sex_penis 6 points ago +6 / -0

Dark Charizard*

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bubadmt 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's Afrocan-American Charizard you racist bigot!

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ThoughtExperiment 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kayleigh opened her pokemon card binder and flipped to the page containing her first edition charizard. It was marked with a pink post-it note--she visited here often. She ran her fingers over the card. The iridescent foil background was as magnificent as the day it came out of its packaging.

Kayleigh closed her eyes.

"Give me the strength I need to own these fucking libtards."

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MooseKnukl3 2 points ago +2 / -0

No you fuckin shill Charizard flips open to Kayleigh and calls on her for power to destroy all opponents foreign and domestic.

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pedewithweed 10 points ago +10 / -0

u/Darth653 Rumor has it, some pages contain yu-gi-oh cards

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inutterable 12 points ago +12 / -0

And she's smart enough to know how to legally use them in Pokemon card tournaments. It's breathtaking.

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MudDog 8 points ago +8 / -0

Actually Justice Barrett, I'm glad you asked

[turns page in binder]

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matrik 8 points ago +8 / -0

Has she been stumped by anyone yet? Seriously. She always has the perfect answer to every question. #respect

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