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WildFunkyFresh 703 points ago +705 / -2

They never said it was because of Biden

They just phrased it to make it look that way.

Very dishonest.

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Angerisagift 273 points ago +274 / -1

In other news. After I woke this morning rain clouds parted and various birds sang out in joy.

Post hoc proper ergo hoc. One of the most common logical fallacies— but they were being deceptive or obtuse.

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MustBeTrump 136 points ago +137 / -1

After I woke up my toilet was full of shit and it wouldn't flush.

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Bethybethster 70 points ago +70 / -0

Typically I call my shits “big ones” but as of now I will call them “Democrats” thank you.

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TenScoops 7 points ago +8 / -1

delivering Obama to the White House, huh? Don't forget to flush

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TheCIASellsDrugs 11 points ago +11 / -0

Thanks, Obama!

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ArdentGrasshopper 5 points ago +5 / -0

yeah, no causality chain there whatsoever!

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Damadhatter 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm going to go let off a Bomb up in here!!!

-some guy shitting in a lowes bathroom

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Chopblock 36 points ago +36 / -0

‘Americans celebrate with turkey and Easter worshipper seances of gratitude after Folksy Joe is characterized to be the apparent installation vessel’

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TheCIASellsDrugs 21 points ago +21 / -0

They say "Easter worshipper" because it sounds like "Ishtar worshipper." Many of these people are in mystery schools, like Skull & Bones, high level Freemasonry, and other strange cults that worship the old pagan gods:

This rediscovered name for God is revealed as 'JAH BUL ON' It is regarded by Royal Arch Masons as too holy to be uttered by one person, therefore it needs three masons to utter one syllable each.

Masonic writers agree that this is a composite of three gods. JAH for Yahweh. BUL for Baal. ON for Osiris.

https://www.yorkriteofcalifornia.org/royalarch/ra_education/Holy%20Royal%20Arch%20-%20Jabelon.pdf

That's not what we mean when we talk about Easter. We are talking about Jesus Christ dying for our sins so that humanity can be saved by grace. They want to mock that message, because they hate Christianity.

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Notablitheringidiot 15 points ago +16 / -1

No they say “Easter Worshiper” because the very mention of Christ triggers the Jews.

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Barrys_Butthole 3 points ago +3 / -0

I call it “Resurrection Sunday” for this reason

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terriblemajesty 0 points ago +1 / -1

Easter predates Jesus Christ. Jesus never celebrated Easter neither did the New Testament church. Jews and Gentiles alike kept the Feasts if God as outlined in Leviticus 23

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Savethenation 3 points ago +3 / -0

Finally A real headline.

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Southern_Belle 4 points ago +4 / -0

Post hoc proper ergo propter hoc

Post hoc ergo propter hoc.

Yeah, there's always got to be one.

Signed, Grammar Nazi

Edit: Lord, have mercy! There are at least three of us! Rock on!!!

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Angerisagift 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’m in an iPhone 6+ with a cracked screen, not that many spell checkers cooperate with Latin. Mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.

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BannedbyRed 4 points ago +4 / -0

Post hoc ergo propter hoc

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AussieFan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Post hoc, ergo propter hoc.

a after b, therefore because of b.

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MerlynTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Recovery during Obama years, therefore recovery because of Obama.

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AlphaNathan 124 points ago +126 / -2

The MSM is too far gone. They're going to stoke civil war intentionally by getting folks emotionally invested in a Biden "win."

MSM must be dismantled.

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LaPastillaEscarlata 44 points ago +44 / -0

Perhaps that's what they want. If it ever comes to that hopefully the first place people go to round up traitors is to them.

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chelthing 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jesus flipped tables and I like to think he'd smash servers

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Skogin 5 points ago +5 / -0

prease crap

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TenScoops 2 points ago +2 / -0

"people" are even too lazy to demonstrate at Facebook Hq or Twatter Hq after they keep banning more and more of us, until we're all silenced.

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TheWinningNeverStops 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe they want us to put them out of their misery.

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Okieshartpostdoke 38 points ago +39 / -1

I have a very lefty friend who doesn't know how evil I am lol and she said she has had the most restful weekend. Like, she's really really relieved. Lots of people actually think Trump is evil....I feel bad for brainwashed nice people who don't know better

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Okieshartpostdoke 14 points ago +14 / -0

Shes actually very sweet. We have alot in common except for politics. We just don't discuss it

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Paul_Revere 12 points ago +12 / -0

she has had the most restful weekend.

Better buy your friend a big bottle of Melatonin, for the stressful days ahead.

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Angerisagift 6 points ago +6 / -0

Pede has enough appendages to comfort with a massage, man keyboard, and load mags.

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TenScoops 6 points ago +6 / -0

she will be crushed when the actual president is declared

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GreekFreakFan 4 points ago +4 / -0

OP said her friend was a nice person, maybe seeing the extent of the voter fraud'll convert her.

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G_regulator 31 points ago +31 / -0

Their going to dismantle themselves. Fox will lose all of its viewership over the call on AZ, without Trump to beat up on CNN, MSNBC and the rest will have nothing to stoke tensions over. They were all failing before Trump (except fox) and they'll go back to failing after Trump (wether that be in January or God willing in 2024)

I just want to add, I'm confident trump will succeed in being re-elected, typically the democrats were very lazy and obvious in their attempt to steal this election from Trump.

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Paul_Revere 6 points ago +6 / -0

I just want to add, I'm confident trump will succeed in being re-elected, typically the democrats were very lazy and obvious in their attempt to steal this election from Trump.

Too true. They were as flagrant and heavy-handed as a six-year-old trying to shoplift a candy bar. And soon, they will be trying to cover their tracks by squealing "Bad Orange Man stole our election with legal trickery! Reeeeeesist!" And the riots will start all over again.

Hopefully, when the next round of insane anarchist riots begins, DJT won't be worrying about "optics."

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G_regulator 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think the anarchist communists won't stop just because Bidens elected, I think it'll get worse as they try to bully him into adopting their ways. Problem is he's already beholden to the highly authoritarian CCP.

They'll regret their decisions soon enough, as with all revolutions the revolutionaries are the first to go, to prevent any further revolution.

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Tryhardneckbeard 8 points ago +8 / -0

The only people that make more money than the people that make the guns are the people that put the guns on the Tele.

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1776ThereIsaidIt 5 points ago +6 / -1

The only people emotionally invested in a Biden win are the same retards invested in a Biden win weeks and months ago. Let's flip this and rip their hearts out of their puny chests.

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Paul_Revere 4 points ago +4 / -0

I like your imagery.

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WestPalm 18 points ago +18 / -0

Very Fake News.

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Panzerkampfwagen 11 points ago +11 / -0

many such cases

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GODwins76 1 point ago +3 / -2

I had one firework go off over here that night. Just one for a photoshoot and that was it.