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Are ABC unaware of Guy Fawkes Night, or are they deliberately fake news? (media.patriots.win) VERY FAKE NEWS
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– Hamadryad 196 points ago +196 / -0

I was born on the 4th of July. People shoot fireworks every year just to celebrate my birthday. Thank you all for recognizing me.

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– WhitePowerRanger 12 points ago +12 / -0

Lol I know this girl who’s birthday is July 4 and every year I text her “happy birthday America!”

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– PhD_in_everything 2 points ago +2 / -0

You should go for am... Erica!

Only works if she's called Erica.

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– Bethybethster 18 points ago +18 / -0

You’re welcome. I know you’re very important. Lol

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– jubyeonin 10 points ago +10 / -0

Thank you for the time and a half pay.

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– Kavantar 8 points ago +8 / -0

Fireworks light up the sky across the entire United States, as Hamadryad celebrates his birthday.

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– IvIA6A 4 points ago +4 / -0

We love you and we're proud of you

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