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Angerisagift 273 points ago +274 / -1

In other news. After I woke this morning rain clouds parted and various birds sang out in joy.

Post hoc proper ergo hoc. One of the most common logical fallacies— but they were being deceptive or obtuse.

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MustBeTrump 136 points ago +137 / -1

After I woke up my toilet was full of shit and it wouldn't flush.

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deleted 135 points ago +135 / -0
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Bethybethster 70 points ago +70 / -0

Typically I call my shits “big ones” but as of now I will call them “Democrats” thank you.

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Longhairedzombie 55 points ago +55 / -0

Democraps^

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YUNG_GUAC 17 points ago +17 / -0

Alternatively, you can start calling them "big guys."

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Paul_Revere 14 points ago +14 / -0

I had the vicious runs this morning. I think it was the "blue wave" I kept hearing about.

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spezisthedevil 6 points ago +6 / -0

Joe Biden is "the Big Guy" according to Hunter's emails, so close enough. 👌

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Pedeville 2 points ago +2 / -0

'Big guy'

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TenScoops 7 points ago +8 / -1

delivering Obama to the White House, huh? Don't forget to flush

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OliverWillis 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wew!

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TheCIASellsDrugs 11 points ago +11 / -0

Thanks, Obama!

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ArdentGrasshopper 5 points ago +5 / -0

yeah, no causality chain there whatsoever!

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Damadhatter 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm going to go let off a Bomb up in here!!!

-some guy shitting in a lowes bathroom

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Chopblock 36 points ago +36 / -0

‘Americans celebrate with turkey and Easter worshipper seances of gratitude after Folksy Joe is characterized to be the apparent installation vessel’

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TheCIASellsDrugs 21 points ago +21 / -0

They say "Easter worshipper" because it sounds like "Ishtar worshipper." Many of these people are in mystery schools, like Skull & Bones, high level Freemasonry, and other strange cults that worship the old pagan gods:

This rediscovered name for God is revealed as 'JAH BUL ON' It is regarded by Royal Arch Masons as too holy to be uttered by one person, therefore it needs three masons to utter one syllable each.

Masonic writers agree that this is a composite of three gods. JAH for Yahweh. BUL for Baal. ON for Osiris.

https://www.yorkriteofcalifornia.org/royalarch/ra_education/Holy%20Royal%20Arch%20-%20Jabelon.pdf

That's not what we mean when we talk about Easter. We are talking about Jesus Christ dying for our sins so that humanity can be saved by grace. They want to mock that message, because they hate Christianity.

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Notablitheringidiot 15 points ago +16 / -1

No they say “Easter Worshiper” because the very mention of Christ triggers the Jews.

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MerlynTrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

the original conspiracy theory: "the disciples stole the body".

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Barrys_Butthole 3 points ago +3 / -0

I call it “Resurrection Sunday” for this reason

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terriblemajesty 0 points ago +1 / -1

Easter predates Jesus Christ. Jesus never celebrated Easter neither did the New Testament church. Jews and Gentiles alike kept the Feasts if God as outlined in Leviticus 23

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Savethenation 3 points ago +3 / -0

Finally A real headline.

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Southern_Belle 4 points ago +4 / -0

Post hoc proper ergo propter hoc

Post hoc ergo propter hoc.

Yeah, there's always got to be one.

Signed, Grammar Nazi

Edit: Lord, have mercy! There are at least three of us! Rock on!!!

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Angerisagift 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’m in an iPhone 6+ with a cracked screen, not that many spell checkers cooperate with Latin. Mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.

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BannedbyRed 4 points ago +4 / -0

Post hoc ergo propter hoc

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AussieFan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Post hoc, ergo propter hoc.

a after b, therefore because of b.

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MerlynTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Recovery during Obama years, therefore recovery because of Obama.